Nicknames are useful when, like myself, you have a long name or pseudonym. They'll probably shorten it to Granz, but other things are possible. I just hope that they don't call me Ice King, because then I'll be stealing it from Weiss. (Hey!) Moderately overused jokes aside, yeah, Granz is the most likely option, especially since I don't even bother to write the whole thing out, I just type in G and let the computer fill in the rest for me. If you feel like referring to me in the third person, please use masculine pronouns.

Yes! A replica Ember Celica! Woohoo! And a Ice Beam TM? That should prove useful, depending on Trick's Special Attack stat. Thank you!

Because, there's this thing about cloaks that move on their own... they're usually bad news, especially in Harry Potter and, I believe, in D&D if your party is low-level.

And for fandoms, I've got a list way below of my Top Ten. That is by no means the complete list, but a complete list would take forever to compile. I'd imagine it's like that for everyone here.

But if it checks out... I deny having any secrets that the public should know about, except for secret methods for winning at card games. However, I'll take it to record concerts, and that is most certainly the only use that it will see. Totally.

I'd probably say that I'm a Ravenclaw. Bravery is certainly useful, but it borders too close to fearlessness for me to feel comfortable being defined by it. Hufflepuffs are hardworking, and I... am not. I found this place basically because I was procrastinating. Slytherin sometimes pops up in my actions, but being so devoted to getting something that, even when Slytherin is in proper, the methods used are questionable hovers too close to the Dark Side for my tastes. Ravenclaw's the place for me, because I am pretty adept in academic fields, and I think that knowledge is power. I'd think it even more if I were actually in Harry Potter, especially since knowledge can literally give you more physical power, if I am correct in my theories.

While you do make a convincing argument, I rule the lands I live in. There is no evidence to bury, for it is written that any action I perform is not a crime. I am a Monarch, after all.

Well, if they exist in the relatively far future. And of course they're not. The Flowers might not want all agents to die incredibly painful deaths or go flamethrower-crazy, but being forced to read reports written in blood, and worse, the blood of Sues, would probably change their minds.

Sun and Moon are gonna be awesome! And I knew in-game Pokemon were sentient! I knew it!

Thank you for the Pokedex. Hopefully Rotom's not too mad about being stuffed inside a Pokedex. It can't possibly be as roomy as a lawnmower.

Thanks! He'll help me recover from Larfen's accidental assassination attempts! Now I just have to go grab my Spell Cards... A Trap or three probably won't go amiss... Unless all these fires don't count as Monsters, in which case, I'll just grab March.

It stops explosions, so the sun should be no problem. Plus, I've got Erebus, so I'll just keep resurrecting myself.

It functions just like regular coffee, correct? In which case, might I know who your supplier is?

My, my, I am an amateur. Who knows how long I'll stay, but however long it is, I doubt I'll be able to forget it!

This little guy is even cuter than the puppy-shaped sticky notes! I'd use the Royal Capslock Which Occurs Due to Adorableness Overloads, but I just used them in the last post, and overusing them would lead to stern lectures about Royal Etiquette. Any yes, at the Royal Palace, we do indeed capitalize most words of any phrase that begins with the word Royal. It leads to some interesting moments.

Anyways, even if I have no idea what the bunny Ascendant is, I gratefully accept your offer, and I shall certainly remember your advice. That is, after I get done gushing over my adorable little Swinub. I think I'll call him Trick.

(I cannot blame you, for had I been in your shoes, I probably would have done it.)

CUTE!!! YAY!!! I will hug them, and pet them, and not ever use them. Oh, wait. You meant two-dimensional, miniature dog-shaped sticky notes. Ah, well. They're still adorable, and in my lack of organization, I probably will just stick them in my Royal Office and forget about them, except when I look directly at them. I shall then likely repeat the above performance, except possibly at a greater volume. I do that a lot. My assistants all where earmuffs.

Wait- It's the Skarmory! Take cover! *Ducks behind mattress. Notices no thunks. Comes out from behind mattress.* Oh. I see you've stopped throwing them at people. Very well then. *Looks back in time.* Ah, yes, it's been handing instead of throwing for a while now. I'm terribly unobservant. Thank you, then. I'll take those. I'll just have to make sure not to accidentally stab myself with the feather. I'm sure flying is wonderful, but I like having arms.

And no, I am not edible. Just thought I ought to mention that.

Eel! *Dodges, prepares mattress for landing* ... Oh. Okay. The flying part is literal. Never mind then. *Removes mattress* Anyways, yay! SPaGhetti! Maybe if I eat it, it'll help me learn where to insert paragraph breaks!

I'm not sure I have a favorite, just because I've got this tendency to binge on one after another, so it usually happens to be whatever I'm binging on at the moment. Right now, that's Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.

[Ridiculous wall of text has been removed by order of the Honorable Council of Fantasy Writers Whose Books are Way Too Long. He was muscling in on our territory, and we had to take action.]

Wah. The HCoFWWBaWTL is mean. Since I've been prohibited from rewriting what I had earlier, here's a much, much shorter list.

Top Ten Series/Continua of all time, in no particular order:
Harry Potter
Bleach
Fairy Tail
Pokemon
Young Wizards
Valdemar
Elemental Masters
Ouran High School Host Club
RWBY
Tortall

Since every shovel in your possession seems to be magical, this shovel must dig up magical shovels. Therefore, I now have an infinite supply of shovels that dig up random things, some of which can be used for World Domination, which, as power corrupts, I will inevitably attempt, slaughtering millions of innocent people. I hope you're happy with what you've done.

Warning: The below paragraph contains spoilers for RWBY. Read at your own risk.

Nah, just kidding. I cast Identify, and they're all normal. ... I know! I'll rewrite the last episode of RWBY and give Pyrhha these shovels, ensuring that she is victorious and lives FOREVER!!! ... If only.

Anyways, thanks! I might find a use for these... eventually... if I ever go into construction! Maybe.