Welcome! by
Irrelevant
on 2016-05-23 21:43:00 UTC
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Here's a complimentary plate of cheeses.
Welcome to the PPC! by
Scapegrace
on 2016-05-23 11:59:00 UTC
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Please accept this finely-crafted starter Pokémon!

Iiiiiiiit's Dragalge!
And your starting item is:-

Toxic Worm from Risk Of Rain!
An item I've given out before, actually, Toxic Worm grants a 30% chance to Poison an opponent if you hit them with a contact move or vice versa. However, it's not super-useful on Dragalge, primarily you want to be running Adaptability on it because Draco Meteor kills everything that isn't a Fairy. Grab a Calm-natured one and Super Train it in HP, Special Defence, and a little bit of Speed to outspeed Hippowdon. For moves, you'll want Draco Meteor, Sludge Bomb, Toxic Spikes, and Scald to spread burns - physical attackers don't like that at all. Most importantly, though, remember to have fun. =]
Hi there! by
palindromordnilap
on 2016-05-21 12:23:00 UTC
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Welcome aBoard! Have this non-sentient hoodie.
Welcome! by
Desdendelle
on 2016-05-21 08:59:00 UTC
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Here, have this teac— no get out of there, dammit. Oh, well, have the hamster as well. It doesn't bite.
Welcome to Creation, here's your shovel. by
Voyd
on 2016-05-21 03:01:00 UTC
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This magical shovel digs up Angelic Hymns LPs! Take 'em to the Gates of Hell, Rodin will make weapons for ya.
(I've been playing a lot of Bayonetta today)
Welcome welcome! by
Delta Juliette
on 2016-05-21 01:22:00 UTC
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*dusts off pile of bumper stickers *
Have a bumper sticker!
New Member! by
Larfen J. Stocke, esq
on 2016-05-21 01:04:00 UTC
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Welcome to our dark, dank corner of the internet!
Don't worry, the floor's not wet, those're just bloodstains.
We're not animals, y'know.
As it is customary to present gifts to our new sacrifices, I bestow upon you: a plastic bag!
Can't have all the mould getting on your pages, can we?
What's the use of an open book you can't read?
Welcome! by
DCCCV
on 2016-05-21 00:25:00 UTC
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*Insert random gift*
Tell me, have you ever read Brandon Sanderson's books before?
Welcome, welcome! by
Badger421
on 2016-05-20 23:34:00 UTC
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Take this Replica Holocron as a newbie gift, have a seat by the fireplace, and leave your sanity by the door.
Since I you're a fellow Potter fan, may I ask what House you're in?
Welcome, welcome, welcome! by
eatpraylove
on 2016-05-20 23:07:00 UTC
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*high-fives* Glad you found your way over here. I'm assuming since you mentioned OFUM you're a Lord of the Rings fan, yes? What are your other fandoms?
Your Newbie Gifts are a bucket of movie-theater popcorn (to eat while you read the Important Stuff at the top of the Board) and a leaf brooch!
Welcome aBoard! by
SkarmorySilver
on 2016-05-20 22:00:00 UTC
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Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
Hello newbie. by
Hardric
on 2016-05-20 21:35:00 UTC
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Have this pot of black-hole coffee, please. Now, the important questions were asked, only things left for you are answering them and enjoying youur stay in this madhouse.
Welcome, friend! by
MochiIsAwesome
on 2016-05-20 20:09:00 UTC
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Have this tiny Caterkiller as a gift! Just make sure you keep it away from any hedgehogs. :D
So what are your fandoms? Fandoms are fun.
Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by
Iximaz
on 2016-05-20 20:07:00 UTC
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Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is
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Thanks by
Frostleaf1615
on 2016-05-20 22:51:00 UTC
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I have read the Constitution, but not yet the Original Series. Oh, don't worry, I'll always do my research before bugging you with a question. ;)
Fandoms, see the last message on the board. I have WAY too many to count, and trust me, I'm always online somewhere fangirling.
Any other questions, feel free to ask!