Subject: Happy earth day, fellow earthlings.
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Posted on: 2016-04-22 09:04:00 UTC
Boy oh boy, isn't earth just brilliant?
I'll bet those Martians and Jovians and whatnot feel like a right bunch of buggers whenever they look up and see us, don't they?
To celebrate our lovely space-bound rock, I shall note my favourite part of earth: The Gomantong Caves.
My favourite parts of them are the parts that are literally covered in mountains of bat droppings, which, in turn, is endlessly crawling with a massive population of cockroaches.
Isn't earth just a jolly little diamond?
I'd like to see you fellows find somewhere more drenched in nature's beauty. Or at least, what you think is more drenched, because, let me tell you, it'll be a tough time convincing me.