Fan kids are not canon.

Question for PPCers of the Homestuck persuasion by IntelligentAirhead on 2013-01-03 02:38:00 UTC Reply

As Andrew Hussie has declared all Fantrolls canon, does that mean we would need to find alternative methods to dispose of the Troll Sues?

Worth noting by Data Junkie on 2013-01-09 10:44:00 UTC Reply

Even if Hussie wasn't joking, it's sort of implied that Fruit Gushers are made from troll larvae. Probably the Fan Trolls before they had a chance to grow up. Given that, should we come across any Sue-Fan Trolls, we are free to murder them (and preferably turn them into Fruit Gushers) since they're breaking canon by still being alive. Also, Alternia blew up and Beforus was wipe out by the scratch, so all the Fan Trolls should have died anyway.
Don't get too down... by Laburnum on 2013-01-05 00:28:00 UTC Reply

We can still kill the Sues which pretend to be the canon characters, yes? No need to be disappointed XD
Remember, though, it was a joke. by LunarHuntress on 2013-01-04 00:39:00 UTC Reply

Andrew Hussie rarely takes fan questions seriously, and it was a clearly sarcastic and joking answer. Of course all fantrolls aren't really canon (and even if they were, they should all be dead: cf the destruction of the universe and everything...)

There are still godawful Homestuck Sues out there. I don't see it as any kind of quarantining. But as a way of forcing PPC-ers to be clever and creative and run into probably hilarious problems?

I'm gearing up to write a Homestuck mission (eventually); we're not actually declaring Homestuck quarantine, are we?

It looks like we're going to treat them as canon characters by IntelligentAirhead on 2013-01-04 21:20:00 UTC Reply

That need rehabilitating, that is. Suck the glitter out, push then out onto te planet that they should have blown up on, or some equivalent action.

Crudtasticles. by Lily Winterwood on 2013-01-03 02:51:00 UTC Reply

If they're all canon and they all seduce Homestuck characters, could it conceivably end like the Sparklypoo House debacle?

Logically, they should be canonically dead... by IntelligentAirhead on 2013-01-03 02:53:00 UTC Reply

So couldn't we open a portal a few seconds before Alternia blows up and let them run free before being crushed beneath fiery meteors?

What if they have freaky Sue powers? by Lily Winterwood on 2013-01-03 02:55:00 UTC Reply

I'm assuming that the reason they're there at all is because they managed to escape the destruction of Alternia somehow, and that could be because of their Sue powers.

Man it must suck to kill a Homestuck OC you'd have to get them and their dream self and make sure neither corpse gets anywhere near a Quest Bed or corpsesmooched DAMN

Or... by Phobos on 2013-01-03 03:18:00 UTC Reply

Maybe we don't try to think of ways to subvert the author's wishes. This is, in a way, a type of quarantine. He's just cut off people like us, instead of all fanfic writers. We respect the author's instructions in other cases of quarantine, I don't see why this would be any different.

-Phobos

You never know with him, but okay by IntelligentAirhead on 2013-01-03 03:23:00 UTC Reply

I guess we establish it as a quarantined fandom then?

Like I said on Tumblr: by Lily Winterwood on 2013-01-03 03:53:00 UTC Reply

He made fantrolls canon, but... fankids? Did he say anything about those?

And if fankids aren't canon, then this quarantine is more of a half-quarantine, and that makes everything fuzzy.

I said now twice, didn't I? by IntelligentAirhead on 2013-01-03 04:06:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the redundancy department of redundancy.
I @M M@RYBI SUETCH by Lily Winterwood on 2013-01-03 04:05:00 UTC Reply

@ND I @M URPLE-BLOODED WHICH IS TTLY EVEN HIGHER ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM TH@N TEREZI I'M NOT LIKE OTHER TROLLS

Do we take it to FicPsych? by IntelligentAirhead on 2013-01-03 04:07:00 UTC Reply

Drain the glitter from its blood?

Also I'm an idiot and should've wrote Feferi up there. by Lily Winterwood on 2013-01-03 04:10:00 UTC Reply

I just like Terezi too much dammit

I just thought it was a Suvian slip. (nm) by IntelligentAirhead on 2013-01-03 04:11:00 UTC Reply

Eeeexactly. by Lily Winterwood on 2013-01-03 04:09:00 UTC Reply

If fantrolls are canon characters you gotta treat em like canon characters
So we gotta go rehabilitate the Suvian ones
Perhaps once the Glitter's out the urplebloods will become more logical hemospectrum-colours.

I @M M@RYBI SUETCH by Lily Winterwood on 2013-01-03 04:05:00 UTC Reply

@ND I @M URPLE-BLOODED WHICH IS TTLY EVEN HIGHER ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM TH@N TEREZI I'M NOT LIKE OTHER TROLLS

I want to clarify that Andrew Hussie is the author. (nm) by IntelligentAirhead on 2013-01-03 03:15:00 UTC Reply