Subject: Happy birthday!
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Posted on: 2016-04-15 20:02:00 UTC
Have both Black-hole coffee and black-hole chocolates, please.
I'd be happy to go to the party but beware. Being a twenager is way overrated.
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It seems I'm not a teenager anymore by
on 2016-04-15 13:56:00 UTC
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Seeing as I'm twenty as of today! So you darn kids, get off mah lawn :).
Party in the Slightly Too Big Auditorium anyone? -
Happy birthday, you rusty codger. by
on 2016-04-16 02:22:00 UTC
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You're so bloody old, I think I can actually hear the arthritic creaking of your ancient, aeon-worn joints.
Don't type too fast, mate! Your fingers might collapse into fine particles of dust, and what'll you do then?
My present to you is: A pair of dentures.
Who knows how long those teeth'll last for? -
If he's old, what am I? by
on 2016-04-16 02:47:00 UTC
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I mean, I'm about two years older. Birthday's coming up soon, in fact. And I shudder to think how ancient hS, Nesh and the rest of the oldbies are.
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Basically dead. by
on 2016-04-16 03:32:00 UTC
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Piles of dust on the floor, been rotting for centuries, dug up and being showcased in a museum, students in Ancient History doing assessments about you.
Old. -
Happy Birthday! *tosses Spikes* (nm) by
on 2016-04-16 00:54:00 UTC
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Happy Birthday! by
on 2016-04-15 21:59:00 UTC
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And remember you're now one fifth of the way to 100.
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Happy birthday! by
on 2016-04-15 20:02:00 UTC
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Have both Black-hole coffee and black-hole chocolates, please.
I'd be happy to go to the party but beware. Being a twenager is way overrated. -
Happy birthday! *blows noisemaker* by
on 2016-04-15 19:57:00 UTC
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Here's a ghost-shaped mini-Missingno! Its name is sunstone, it doesn't eat, and like all mini-Missingno, it has a rotten sense of humor. Have fun!
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*cakefetti* by
on 2016-04-15 15:29:00 UTC
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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
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Happy birthday, Tomash. by
on 2016-04-15 15:26:00 UTC
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Many happy returns!
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GRAB THE CHAIR, BOYS! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER! by
on 2016-04-15 15:00:00 UTC
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HIT IT!
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death. -
Happy birthday! by
on 2016-04-15 14:45:00 UTC
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Have some boxes of dubious origin! They all have very pretty bows. There might be a hamster or something in one of them, or perhaps just a jar of Marmite. Who knows? Enjoy your day of birth, and have fun celebrating with traditional (or non-traditional) human customs!
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Happy Birthday! by
on 2016-04-15 14:43:00 UTC
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Have some mint and orange cookies! They taste how growing up feels. ;D
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Ooh! Happy birthday, friend! by
on 2016-04-15 14:00:00 UTC
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Have a good one! And here's some virtual cake and some bleepolate! Enjoy your Name Day!