Subject: That is not what I meant; that is not what I meant at all.
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Posted on: 2016-04-07 09:24:00 UTC

You've... you've taken a literal parenthetical aside and claimed it was my entire point.

But okay, I'm going to assume that was an incomprehensible but honest mistake, rather than an attempt to dismiss my opinion based on deception. Just for you, here's a summary of how and why the Permission process has changed.

Too Long; Misconstrued version:

When we didn't say what people should write, they either gave us old and non-humorous stuff, or complained that they didn't know what to write.

Full, Actual version:

In the beginning there was Jay, and also Acacia. And when folk came before them, seeking to write in their universe, they spake, saying, 'Oh, you wrote that fic about Legolas and Gimli exploring the Misty Mountains! You're pretty good, go ahead.' And lo, the multitudes did write PPC, and it was good.

You wait; time passes.

The applicant approached, and the PG pondered
Saying, 'Seems I don't know you as well as I would.
What have you written?' And the applicant answered:
'My fics are found here; choose what catches your eye.'
And the PG perused fics, and granted their goal.

You wait; time passes.

But a problem emerged as the web moved on:
The PPC's intake wrote less and less fic!
So PGs asked for samples, and Boarders all flailed,
For nothing they had would really quite click.

They showed us old darkfic, they showed us their rhymes,
None of which told us they'd do well in HQ;
We suggested they write a short piece with their agents,
And then they complained we weren't clear what to do!

So we made it quite plain: here's your prompts, write them well,
They'll ensure you don't have to go back and try twice.
No more flailing and writing whatever you think of!
We have given you clear and concise advice!

You wait; time passes.

But there's always a problem, isn't there? I came up with the prompts because people were being told to write PPC samples, but replying with 'I don't know what to write', or 'Can I just give you a scene from my mission?', or 'Here's my story about one of my agents doing something, which will show you nothing about the other one'. Then they got turned down, and had to do it all again, which wasn't fun for anyone. The alternative was that they wrote their agent(s) arriving in HQ, which a) tended to only use one agent, and b) were all the same.

Why were they writing PPC samples in the first place? Because PPCers have stopped being fanficcers. People were giving us 'writing samples' which were five years old, or were written in a genre that didn't tell us anything about how they'd do writing in a humorous setting. (I remember someone trying two or three times with a high-fantasy pseudo-epic.) Your sample, Data Junkie (yes, I'm looking at it), while not overtly comedic, shows off how you can write dialogue, put-upon employees, and scene transitions, and present information that your readers may not know. Many or most samples of the time didn't do that very well.




Most if not all of this was in the posts you misunderstood. For instance, from the first one:

Neshomeh and Araeph have been a driving force in making things more strict - looking hard at SPG, requiring decent characters and a clear grasp of writing humour and the PPC. On the flip side, I've been trying to make the process easier - people were having to ask repeatedly because their writing sample wasn't humour, for instance, so I've worked us through several iterations of 'specific PPC writing sample'. The Random Prompts are the current version of that - people were previously mostly writing their agents' arrivals, and those all tend to come out the same.

hS

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