Subject: Okay, here we go.
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Posted on: 2016-03-31 20:35:00 UTC

First up, "Word Crimes" by Weird Al Yankovic. I think it speaks for itself. (Oh, warning for use of the word "spastic" as a pejorative, which I know bugs some people.)

Next, "I Can't Feel My Face" by The Weeknd. The girl in this is either a vampire or a Sue, I'm not sure. Either way, it's a terrible idea, dude. Just say no. O.o

I could nominate just about anything by Voltaire, but I think all agents probably feel like this some days: "Screw the Ocampa (I Wanna Go Home)" - warning, NSFW.

Also, pretty much the entire soundtrack from "Once More With Feeling." It's an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that has a demon who forces the residents of Sunnydale to burst into song and dance as though they were in a musical, and they're aware of it. It's one of the most beautiful and perfect things in existence. Here, I'll just give you the first track: "Going Through the Motions." You can find the rest from there, if you're so inclined. (I also recommend the entire series—just have patience through the first season, it gets better.)

~Neshomeh

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