Subject: KILL IT. KILL IT NOW. (nm)
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Posted on: 2016-03-18 18:25:00 UTC
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A Dreamworks/Disney crossover in Middle Earth? Kill me now! by
on 2016-03-16 01:56:00 UTC
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A cluster of nonsense in a universe in which its laws and physics were already established decades ago. Featuring Elsa from "Frozen" as an Elven princess with ice powers from Lothlorien whose sister is in Rivendell and her parents are... Wait, divorced because the mother's in Imladris? Wierd. And she's engaged to a lustful Elf(?) named Hans who tried to rape her.
Did I forget to mention that this is a Jelsa fanfic? Because Jack Frost from Mirkwood is a Slivan(?) Elf who has ice powers as well. And too stupid for an Elf.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10760080/1/Crazy-Cold-Forbidden-Love -
KILL IT. KILL IT NOW. (nm) by
on 2016-03-18 18:25:00 UTC
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Hmm... by
on 2016-03-18 17:25:00 UTC
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Looks like meat's going to be on the menu for some Uruk-hai when this is all said and done.
Honestly, I don't really mind that particular ship-it has quite a lot of potential for a good story. This... is [i]not[/i] one such story. -
Death to this. (nm) by
on 2016-03-17 07:42:00 UTC
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...why. (nm) by
on 2016-03-17 02:41:00 UTC
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and, inevitably, you have to take care of it :P (nm) by
on 2016-03-17 17:49:00 UTC
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (nm) by
on 2016-03-16 19:50:00 UTC
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Excessive emphasis much? (nm) by
on 2016-03-16 22:31:00 UTC
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What is this I don't even (nm) by
on 2016-03-16 14:10:00 UTC
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Need some chocolate? by
on 2016-03-16 02:03:00 UTC
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Have some chocolate, and read many lovely works of Agents sporking pieces like these. *awkward shoulder pat thing*
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Thanks, mate! (nm) by
on 2016-03-16 02:20:00 UTC
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Anytime ;) (nm) by
on 2016-03-16 02:34:00 UTC
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