Subject: Hmm...
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Posted on: 2016-03-18 17:25:00 UTC
Looks like meat's going to be on the menu for some Uruk-hai when this is all said and done.
Honestly, I don't really mind that particular ship-it has quite a lot of potential for a good story. This... is [i]not[/i] one such story.
A cluster of nonsense in a universe in which its laws and physics were already established decades ago. Featuring Elsa from "Frozen" as an Elven princess with ice powers from Lothlorien whose sister is in Rivendell and her parents are... Wait, divorced because the mother's in Imladris? Wierd. And she's engaged to a lustful Elf(?) named Hans who tried to rape her.
Did I forget to mention that this is a Jelsa fanfic? Because Jack Frost from Mirkwood is a Slivan(?) Elf who has ice powers as well. And too stupid for an Elf.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10760080/1/Crazy-Cold-Forbidden-Love
Looks like meat's going to be on the menu for some Uruk-hai when this is all said and done.
Honestly, I don't really mind that particular ship-it has quite a lot of potential for a good story. This... is [i]not[/i] one such story.
Have some chocolate, and read many lovely works of Agents sporking pieces like these. *awkward shoulder pat thing*