1) If a badfic has a population of a species of animal or plant in it that doesn't belong in that continuum (i.e. tigers and palm trees in AoT), how many would you theoretically need to transport to the DMFF for them to count as all being rounded up? If it's a World One animal, would we use World One info about how many there are in a given environment or make up our own numbers?
2) Besides the 'Bad End' and King Kroc, what kinds of things do we have in the DMFF, anyway? I presume that the basilisk from Ripper's first mission is there, but beyond that, I don't have the slightest clue. If we need someone to manage said department, I would gladly help. I'm still tweaking my writing samples, but they're almost done, and I've found a lot of badfics with animals that don't belong, including one where there are dinosaurs in Remnant.
3) Would it be possible to just dump a non-canonical species in a continuum where they would fit in? Say that someone creates a species of acid-spitting giant scorpions. Could we just drop them off on one of the layers of the Abyss from D&D?
4) What are the accommodations like for the animals and plants in the DMFF?

1. I've got an idea for the version of Pinkamena from http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/FanficIsCrapsack If the link gets censored, it's written by Reality Check. The basic premise is that somehow badfic like Cupcakes spawned a separate personality for Pinkie Pie that is aware of bad fanfiction and works to destroy it.
   
   My basic idea is that while she doesn't properly know about the PPC, she can see agents and tell that they're not part of the story. Occasionally, she'd be the character replacement.
   
   2. I know that Cupcakes has been killed, but I found a Generation 1 story about it. Can I say that Cupcakes was so infamous that references to it are still hurting canon?
   
   3. Are there any borrowable agents that are fans of or knowledgeable of older My Little Pony series?
   
   4. Can I please have the Marquis de Sod tell someone that they can't be a field agent? I really like a concept I came up with where someone is stuck in the department of operations for years even though he wants to be an assassin. Then he finally manages to get transferred. I only want to use him for maybe 3-6 missions before he realizes that he's not really suited to be in the action division.

So, surprise, surprise, lurking for five years leaves one with a few questions. And now thanks to Irrelevant I don't even need to make my own post to ask them. So, on with the show!

1/A/1st) HQ and the world: Given how many people wind up in HQ by accident, it doesn't seem like it's all that hard to enter, but does that only apply to plotholes, or could other means of transportation land you in HQ? To be more specific, Sigil, the City of Doors, is said to contain portals leading anywhere and everywhere in the D&D multiverse, could such a gateway exist between Sigil and some part of HQ in that continuum, or would it be blocked by its defenses?

2/B/2nd) Magic and HQ: Similar to the last question, is there a consensus on just how connected HQ is to the rest of the Multiverse? For instance, would the Force still be present despite being unique to Star Wars?

3/C/3rd) Characters from other stories in the PPC: Basically, what does the Board think of using a character in the PPC and another story at the same time? This one isn't particularly important as I've decided against using the character in question, but it's still an interesting query, I think.

4/D/4th) Characters aware of the PPC: This is just me being nosy. What characters does everyone think are aware of the PPC? I think Tarquin from Order of the Stick might qualify, given his expert knowledge of the inner workings of storytelling. I also suspect the Lady of Pain (ruler of the aforementioned City of Doors) might know. She's powerful enough to keep gods out of Sigil, she's probably picked up a few things.

Hm. I could swear I had more questions, but I suppose I've forgotten them. Ah well, always the next question thread.

Unless I'm abducted by ninjas.

1/ The word is Defective, not Deformed. There's no fundamental one couldn't get recruited, but a) they work in Factories which are aggressive enemies of the PPC, and b) their underdeveloped status means they have no powers, physical strength, personalities... anything, really.

2/ No. Alice the telepathic horse doesn't, to name but one.

3/ A pyro is someone who really likes fire. Flamethrower-crazy means someone who runs through the halls of HQ setting things on fire (and possibly yelling "Mr Rogers! Mr Rogers!"). They are not the same thing; while DOGA agents may be crazier, they're not that crazy. Except when they snap.

4/ a) It's not any more. b) Not using Creative Curses is... uh, fine? They're not actually a requirement.

5/ The Other Board T-Board is our RP hub, but RPs are brought up on the Board and then take place over there. That means either sign-up threads, or literally just a 'I've started an RP about [this], come over and join in!'. We do it that way to avoid a huge thread making the Board difficult to read.

6/ Yes, but only - and this is important - only on a Sunday or Octeday. I'm sure I don't need to tell you what happens if you try on a Wednesday.

hS