Subject: I never replaced it at any point in the session. (nm)
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Posted on: 2016-03-08 08:14:00 UTC
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The Dungeon of the Board by
on 2016-03-07 14:16:00 UTC
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The last big update: by
on 2016-03-11 12:50:00 UTC
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When I read 'Generate Space-Station'... by
on 2016-03-12 04:19:00 UTC
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...literally all I could think of was this.
Might as well give both of these a try sometime. Hopefully I'll last a bit longer with the whole front page to work from. -
It's not just a Dungeon of the Board... by
on 2016-03-11 16:32:00 UTC
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It's the Dungeon of the Board IN SPACE!
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Another update. by
on 2016-03-10 13:38:00 UTC
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There are now two monster lists that the program chooses between. I've also made all scrolls permanent, fixed a bug that reduced scroll power if you used them while nearly healthy, and gotten rid of the reliability/consistency part of item descriptions (since it wasn't useful and was highly misleading).
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Is my name just preset to be... by
on 2016-03-09 20:01:00 UTC
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...A Mage of Ice, when encountered as a monster?
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Not precisely, but yes. ^_^ by
on 2016-03-09 20:30:00 UTC
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Okay, now I need a list of Mons 'cause curiosity (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 20:54:00 UTC
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Sure thing. ^_^ by
on 2016-03-10 12:13:00 UTC
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I'm really curious as to what a 'reverse-elf' is. (nm) by
on 2016-03-11 05:27:00 UTC
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Like an elf, but backwards! by
on 2016-03-11 07:22:00 UTC
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If you ever let one get an attack in, you'll discover that they use their bows to draw arrows out of your body and bring them flying back to the bow.
Reverse-elf!
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Of course. by
on 2016-03-11 10:37:00 UTC
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How did I not see that coming?
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*Dies at "Elephant of Wrath"* (nm) by
on 2016-03-10 12:40:00 UTC
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Recomendation: by
on 2016-03-09 17:03:00 UTC
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Make minor edit to text, gen whole new dungeon
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If you want to hack it... by
on 2016-03-09 18:33:00 UTC
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... the generation seed is based on the number of posts and the time of the top post (and possibly the date of it as well? I forget). So change the hours or minutes of that very first post, and voila!
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Lol by
on 2016-03-09 12:32:00 UTC
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Iximaz Plays Cartographer! by
on 2016-03-09 06:52:00 UTC
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This, folks, is how it's meant to be done. by
on 2016-03-09 15:24:00 UTC
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get rekt n00b (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 09:42:00 UTC
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I would've been fine if you'd just let me parley! by
on 2016-03-09 13:09:00 UTC
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The best part about this... by
on 2016-03-09 13:32:00 UTC
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... is that Snakegrace, the Lvl 1 Serpent of Cruelty, now shows up in dungeons... :D
(Vulgar Tongues, by the way, is determined by the monster's level and accuracy; you'll always get a hit on your first try if it'll ever work. Weirdly, it was only supposed to work on 1/6 of monsters, not 1/2... not sure what's going on there.)
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I'm just that good. :P by
on 2016-03-09 13:43:00 UTC
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Monsters find me very charismatic and stuff.
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Obviously they respect you because you keep killing us. (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 14:22:00 UTC
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I think 'land squid' is a pretty apt description of me. (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 08:52:00 UTC
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Mmm, highly amusing. by
on 2016-03-09 06:39:00 UTC
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I haven't found myself yet, but I did find 'desendelle' and a...farmer...
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Aha! I'm an Imp! by
on 2016-03-09 06:50:00 UTC
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A level 4 one, to be exact. Hmm.
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Ixi, how could you? :( by
on 2016-03-09 05:10:00 UTC
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Update: I used this thread and punched myself to death. by
on 2016-03-09 05:34:00 UTC
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A Maze of a Board by
on 2016-03-08 23:05:00 UTC
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Ouch, you left a weapon of me? by
on 2016-03-09 11:02:00 UTC
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IÂ’m glad you liked it. by
on 2016-03-09 17:41:00 UTC
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Well, if I had taken your atlatl, I wouldn’t have had fun casting Harry Potter spells, and if I had explored much more of the dungeon, I would still be writing the story. Maybe the decision wasn’t too bad.
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Don't be sorry -- apparently I leveled up. by
on 2016-03-09 06:02:00 UTC
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When I went into this thread, I was a level 2 troubadour. Which I punched. Apparently I am a very punchable musician. ^_^
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Not sure if this is a bug or not... by
on 2016-03-08 22:26:00 UTC
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While running through a dungeon generated by the shipfest thread, I came across a "tightly rolled scroll" that, when read, grants me 2 health. I discovered that by exiting and reentering the room I could continue to gain health each time I read it. It let me get up to 20 health at which point it said my health was full.
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I... can't remember. by
on 2016-03-09 09:30:00 UTC
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It's not a bug, it's a cheating feature. by
on 2016-03-08 23:09:00 UTC
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I found the same scroll. You must not even leave the room, just read again.
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Cheating? I thought that was just how the game worked by
on 2016-03-09 01:46:00 UTC
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Otherwise, you'd die so quickly! How else would you get through fights against powerful monsters?
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...never mind. by
on 2016-03-08 23:07:00 UTC
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Apparently you can just keep clicking the thing. Still don't know if it's intended or not. :P
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Gold does nothing. ^_^ by
on 2016-03-09 09:32:00 UTC
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Or, more specifically, gold is your score. You get one GP for every monster-level you take down. So (in the event that you manage to win) you can see what the combined total of levels you defeated was.
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The game is updated. by
on 2016-03-08 15:16:00 UTC
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The second preset is now dubbed the "Worst Book" preset. by
on 2016-03-09 05:24:00 UTC
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I *might* not have seen your warning.
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A second (better) update. by
on 2016-03-08 16:45:00 UTC
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Though Purify doesn't seem to work yet. by
on 2016-03-08 19:23:00 UTC
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:-/ Bother, I thought I'd fixed that.
Will look into it (later).
hS, buggy - Buggy, you say? by on 2016-03-08 20:00:00 UTC Reply
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... quite. by
on 2016-03-08 20:21:00 UTC
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(Fixed now, along with a lesser bug with Dice-Vision.)
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My current favourite moment: by
on 2016-03-08 15:03:00 UTC
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A dungeoneer's tale by
on 2016-03-08 05:08:00 UTC
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This is amazingly perfect. by
on 2016-03-08 16:57:00 UTC
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One of the best things that can happen when you make what's basically a story-concept generator is that someone turns it into an actual story. ^_^ Thank you!
We fought, his music sucked, I won.
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Glad you liked it. by
on 2016-03-08 21:32:00 UTC
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I rather enjoyed playing through the game. I had a 3 page map of the place and a page of room/idol/item descriptions.
I cut a few things (mostly low level fights) for time, but a lot of the reactions in the story are almost exactly how I felt while doing all of this. This is especially true where teleport traps are concerned. The screw up my map, and I don't like them.
-Phobos, who should have kept the Mage-Eye bonus from the Idol of Huinesoron -
This is the best. by
on 2016-03-08 04:33:00 UTC
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First item seen - Chainmail Bikini of Hardric.
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Ack. by
on 2016-03-08 08:02:00 UTC
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Was it useful, at least?
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I never replaced it at any point in the session. (nm) by
on 2016-03-08 08:14:00 UTC
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You were actually only a level 70 Hobbit for me. by
on 2016-03-08 04:18:00 UTC
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Favorite moment: "You are in a mouldering dungeon. Words work their way into your mind without involving your ears: 'We tried to warn you but oh dear!'."
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A funny thing happened one time when I was playing it. I kept coming across all these Level 1 monsters, and when I tried to attack them, all it said was 'There is nothing to attack." But they showed up as kills. So I'm ambling along, right, with 9 Health, and then (like an idiot) I read a tightly-rolled scroll and lose 5 Health. . . which apparently kills me. Is there a nuance to the game I'm missing, or is this a glitch? -
That does sound like a bug. by
on 2016-03-08 07:19:00 UTC
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The health-issue sounds like it wasn't updating your health total after battles, which makes sense if the battles weren't running properly... what browser are you using, and did this only happen once, or is it a recurring problem?
I love some of the scene-phrases; the Board is apparently a really good place to get that sort of text.
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It happened a couple of times, but not every time. by
on 2016-03-08 17:18:00 UTC
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I was on Chrome.
The phrases are fantastic; thank you so much for thinking to make this.
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This is Beautiful by
on 2016-03-08 02:59:00 UTC
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Within five minutes, I took JulyFlame's dagger and got a healing potion that was labeled as a belated birthday gift after fighting a reverse elf.
What I'm trying to say is, hs, you're a blessing on us all. -
Right off the bat: by
on 2016-03-08 02:43:00 UTC
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The Dagger of Iximaz lies on the floor. To the South, you see DawnFire & Autocorrect, a Level 1 Dragon.
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Wow. by
on 2016-03-07 23:42:00 UTC
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I have an idol, and grant people "Inferno". That's very nice. Will you be providing an encyclopedia of sorts to show how this sort of thing works?
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The DCCCV/Inferno idol... by
on 2016-03-08 07:38:00 UTC
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... is the reason I chose that page as the sample. It gives you a nifty attack boost right off the bat, exactly when you really need it.
As to an encyclopaedia... I could, I guess, if people want one. I figured it was more fun to wander around being confused, but I suppose over time people might want to know more about what they might run into... ^_^
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This is the true blue roguelike experience. by
on 2016-03-09 05:03:00 UTC
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If you want to muddy it up with your 'encyclopaedias' and 'tutorials' and your 'regenerating health,' then so be it.
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I am convinced. ^_^ (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 11:03:00 UTC
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Board pantheon. by
on 2016-03-08 04:47:00 UTC
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I know you're a god in here. (I worshipped you.)
I know I'M a god in here. (I worshipped myself.)
I know that there are other idols in this game, for certain. (Consider them pre-worshipped.)
We need to put together a board pantheon.
There's a whole mythology just waiting for us to create it.
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This is an equal-opportunity dungeon. by
on 2016-03-08 07:34:00 UTC
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If we're all gods... by
on 2016-03-08 08:12:00 UTC
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Does that mean that we don't exist to atheists, and only might exist to agnostics?
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If we're all gods... by
on 2016-03-08 15:43:00 UTC
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...are any of us?
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No, we're all pocket monsters. by
on 2016-03-08 19:56:00 UTC
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Well, people from other online communities wouldn't be gods by
on 2016-03-08 17:24:00 UTC
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So if we were all gods, that wouldn't make godliness meaningless. Look at Greek mythology: that pantheon is HUGE. Was everyone a god? No. Were all the people who hung out together on Mount Olympus gods? Yeah. Therefore, we can all be gods if we can convince Tumblr to worship us.
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Consider it done. by
on 2016-03-09 04:57:00 UTC
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I'll get started right away.
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AFTER you. . . cork! Remember? (nm) by
on 2016-03-12 08:25:00 UTC
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Found this, seemed relevant. by
on 2016-03-08 15:50:00 UTC
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At the end of mine.... by
on 2016-03-08 00:15:00 UTC
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23 kills, 75 gold, with the Helmet of theskylarksings, and my own blessing of Inferno (Hah, pyronomicon!) I was slain by Iximaz, the lvl 35 Imp, after I ran out of places to explore.
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Fun! by
on 2016-03-07 23:31:00 UTC
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I'm using the text of the Shipfest thread! This is pretty fun.
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I died to DML, a Level 5 Dragon. by
on 2016-03-07 23:21:00 UTC
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I copied the first three entries of the front page to start with, and I got trapped by BeautyID, DML, and Tough Cookie, so I just went "screw it" and charged at DML repeatedly until I dropped.
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It will work best... by
on 2016-03-08 07:29:00 UTC
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I encountered myself. I'm apparently a level 4 dragon (nm) by
on 2016-03-07 20:01:00 UTC
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Just tried it. by
on 2016-03-07 17:29:00 UTC
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I died against a lv 14 Balrog Bramandin, with 50 Gold, 10 kills, the Bow of Fasoula, the Breastplate of Iximaz and Mage Sight gifted by Bramandin.Most poowerful monsters were lv 76 Dragon Desdendelle, lv 147 Hobbit Huinesoron and lv 54 Normal Person Neshomeh.
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Level 147?! by
on 2016-03-08 07:42:00 UTC
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This page. by
on 2016-03-08 07:50:00 UTC
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I also had two healing sources, but I was trapped behind monsters for all of the exits. Bramandin the Balrog was the weakest one and he one-shot me.
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I do not have 147 posts on this page. ^_~ by
on 2016-03-08 09:20:00 UTC
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I'm guessing you pasted it in in addition to the sample that's already there? You'll have better luck if you wipe the sample and paste it in clean.
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No I really meant the front page. by
on 2016-03-08 09:25:00 UTC
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More or less at the moment I posted. and I pasted it over the other page. Although that an accident could have been possible. Don't mind though, that was funny.
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Desdendelle was a Lv21 dragon. by
on 2016-03-07 15:21:00 UTC
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I was a Lv1 fool.
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I had a somewhat similar experience fighting you. by
on 2016-03-08 01:29:00 UTC
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You were a level thirteen vampire watermelon. I never stood a chance.
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Snippets of my Adventure! by
on 2016-03-07 15:13:00 UTC
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I had the Dagger of SkarmorySilver and the Helmet of Acacia (nm) by
on 2016-03-07 15:23:00 UTC
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So far: by
on 2016-03-07 14:27:00 UTC
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In mine, I was the idol, and [EvilAI]UBEROverlord... (nm) by
on 2016-03-07 23:49:00 UTC
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Continued: by
on 2016-03-07 14:31:00 UTC
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Shortly after looting the Greybeard's left sock, I came across Miss Cam's Chainmail Bikini. This being an upgrade, I naturally had to take it.
And that was when I encountered Huinesoron, the level 21 Hobbit. And died. -
:D by
on 2016-03-07 14:39:00 UTC
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Well, when you put it like that, now I look silly. by
on 2016-03-07 16:00:00 UTC
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...I am completely okay with this. 'Tis a silly game. :P
*runs off to kill more things*