Subject: Okay...
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Posted on: 2013-01-01 23:05:00 UTC
C-call me Basil, please.
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I was wondering... by
on 2012-12-30 20:32:00 UTC
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Dear Protectors of the Plot Continuum,
On the topic of badfic, I was wondering... Is it possible for the author of a badfic to ask that said badfic be sporked/killed by the PPC?
Sincerely,
Great Basil Pasta -
You are braver than I. by
on 2012-12-31 21:27:00 UTC
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I have gone through great pains to never see my old work pop up again, and I'd likely die if any of my fellow PPCers were to look at my old stories.
I kid you not, I would keel over and twitch on the ground.
Therefore, I pledge my loyalty and respect to you on my honor as a Hufflepuff.
You have acquired Badger Protection (tm) -
Aww, shucks. by
on 2012-12-31 21:30:00 UTC
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Thank you, IntelligentAirhead. Will you accept a hug?
(Personally, I don't want people to see my old stuff either. My badfic got veeeeery insane. However, I'm willing to let it be sporked. Who knows, my characterization just might've saved a few OCs from death.) -
Why, I would love a hug! by
on 2012-12-31 21:44:00 UTC
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Alright guys, I'm taking the newby. They loves me, They're cute, and I'm keeping them.
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R-really? by
on 2012-12-31 21:46:00 UTC
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Oh, my....
Uh... what does this mean? Am I your partner or something now?
I'm really new to this... uh... if possible, maybe we could RP? Would that be nice? Since you seem to like me and all...
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I think I claimed you as an ally. by
on 2012-12-31 21:50:00 UTC
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In possible pillow wars, apocolypse scenarios, and such.
Also, I am trying this thing called, "making friends".
You seem an excellent candidate for friendship, and I think we are well on our way! -
Thank you! by
on 2012-12-31 21:51:00 UTC
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*hug* I'm so happy! :)
(er, forgive my emoticon. I'm... expressive when I type.) -
It's no problem! by
on 2012-12-31 21:55:00 UTC
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Expression can be hard to show when we're typing strictly in dialogue!
I mean, I'm all for human kind suddenly deciding to type to each other in paragraph format, but in the very likely case that that never comes to fruition I'll stick with Smileys. ^_^ -
Thanks. (nm?) (nm) by
on 2012-12-31 21:56:00 UTC
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NMs&NMs! :D by
on 2013-01-01 18:54:00 UTC
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-noms happily-
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Uh... by
on 2013-01-01 19:20:00 UTC
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Hey... uh...
I filled out a PPC partial application form... what should I do with it? -
Toss it in a recycle bin, you don't need forms to join! by
on 2013-01-01 23:01:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC, Great Basil Pasta!
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*love not loves. by
on 2012-12-31 21:46:00 UTC
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Don't judge me I am functioning on tea and adrenaline.
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Tea and adrenaline, huh? by
on 2013-01-01 19:22:00 UTC
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I function on orange juice and sarcasm, myself.
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Umm.. by
on 2012-12-30 23:24:00 UTC
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H-here's the story I was talking about...
http://kit-the-wolfy.deviantart.com/gallery/41378683
The folder is in the process of updating, sorry.... -
Well, to be fair, I don't know Yu-gi-oh by
on 2012-12-31 01:54:00 UTC
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After reading the first chapter, I can say, it is defanately fixable. The grammar aint bad, and the spelling as far as I can tell is fine. Here is the problem I see at the moment: description is lacking and the author is too involved in the story. Author's notes are slapped in the middle of the fic without any warning or true reason to exist other then sene changes. As for description, I have no idea who anyone looks like. Which, in hindsight is hilarious, seeing as characters are usualy rife with urple prose. I desided that mia has blue hair. Cuz you gotta have blue hair!
While I do not know Yu-gi-oh, and have only read the first chapter, it seems to need a story coach rather than a sporking. Still, I am sure these grammar natzis will find some things to work with. Plus, if you want it to be sporked, then who am I to juge. -
Woohoo! by
on 2012-12-31 01:58:00 UTC
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Thank you for the reply! Trust me, you have to read pretty far in the story to get to the bad parts. So Mia has blue hair now? I see. Better get a picture of her up on dA, then.
And believe me, the story doesn't just get bad. It gets insane. VERY insane. Kids willingly turning into Duel Monsters-level insane. (And yes, that actually happens, not to mention a bunch of other weird shit.) -
Of course! by
on 2012-12-30 22:48:00 UTC
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I believe Riese and co. are working on sporking my first bad crossover. It'll be loads of fun!
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Absolutely by
on 2012-12-30 22:23:00 UTC
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What kind of badfic is it? Also, are you new here or have I just missed your introductory post?
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Er... by
on 2012-12-30 22:28:00 UTC
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It's a Yu-Gi-Oh badfic. I'm new here, I just made my intro post.
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Hey, some of them outright request it! by
on 2012-12-30 21:55:00 UTC
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Case in point: our own Ellipsis Flood. (I think.)
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It was too glorious to just delete it. by
on 2012-12-30 22:18:00 UTC
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Also, perfect for some good old PPC comedy.
Still, I have since learned that some ideas should just stay in my head. -
Indeed. by
on 2012-12-30 22:23:00 UTC
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And if you ever put Edwin Van Cleef in a Chippendale outfit on Thranduil's war moose, I swear to Aeldra, I will papp you to death.
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Ah... by
on 2012-12-30 22:30:00 UTC
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Oh, my....
Is the PPC normally like that? Or am I mistaken? -
Totally. by
on 2012-12-30 22:33:00 UTC
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Oh, we're the worst.
In the best way. -
Kel'Thuzad in a speedo. by
on 2012-12-30 22:32:00 UTC
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That is your answer.
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I see... by
on 2012-12-30 22:34:00 UTC
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This is going to be tough, isn't it?
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Yep. by
on 2012-12-30 22:35:00 UTC
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Especially when brother/sister groups like Kitty and I show up.
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Give in to the crazy. by
on 2012-12-30 22:35:00 UTC
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It is the only way you will survive it.
Join us, Great Basil Pasta. Joooooin usssssss~ -
If you say so... by
on 2012-12-30 22:37:00 UTC
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Please, call me Basil.
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Kay. by
on 2012-12-30 22:39:00 UTC
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But if we're calling you Basil, watch out for that Dorian Grey character.
He's rather unfriendly.
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Okay, Basil. by
on 2012-12-30 22:38:00 UTC
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Jooooooooin usssssssss~
Also, steer clear of the cafeteria - it's pizza day, and, well, you being Basil... -
I think I understand? by
on 2012-12-30 22:39:00 UTC
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Yeah.
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Believe me, it's easier when you're crazy. by
on 2012-12-30 22:41:00 UTC
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Like me! Moo! I'm a dolphin! :D
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Crazy is dependent on perspective, after all. by
on 2012-12-30 22:58:00 UTC
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If you grew up somewhere where everyone's insane, wouldn't that be normal for that place? So in a place where it was recently established that at least half of us are immortal in some form or another, fun-crazy is the norm! (I have the kind of immortality where killing me just wakes up the next magically-powered clone, if you were wondering.)
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Yup. by
on 2012-12-30 23:04:00 UTC
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And Specs is nigh-impossible to kill because I'm far too emotional to prevent a new Specs from spawning.
Aeldra-damned Extension of Emotion...
Of course, we're only immortal so long as the Ironic Overpower doesn't find ou-
Oooooooooooooooh crap. -
-employs Gandalf's awesome interrogation method on Specs- (nm) by
on 2012-12-30 23:08:00 UTC
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Somehow, I don't see that working either. (nm) by
on 2012-12-30 23:12:00 UTC
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-totally doesn't care- (nm) by
on 2012-12-30 23:13:00 UTC
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Best. Question. EVER. by
on 2012-12-30 21:54:00 UTC
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Riese couldn't have answered it any better; just toss us the link and we'll be happy to put the baddie to rest for you! :D
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Absolutely. by
on 2012-12-30 20:40:00 UTC
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It's been done before. You can even help spork it, if you wish.