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When's the actual shipfest supposed to happen?

Male, 30, bearded, devastatingly-handsome ;-)

I ship Badger421/the Board (I obtained his consent in a different thread). He watched it for so long, never quite brave enough to say anything, until one day he screwed up his courage and introduced himself. . . and was accepted enthusiastically. Fluff ensues.

I'm not sure how I'm going to personify the Board yet, but I've got some time, right?

I am she, and shippable with anyone you like!

And my ships are...
Iximaz/desdendelle - well, it's canon, after all!
Tea/desdendelle - Also canon.
hs/Elven languages
[EvilAI]UBEROverlord/Cat-on-the-Keyboard/Data - computer-involved usernames.

I am female, but genderbending's okay. I don't feel like I know any of you well enough to come up with ships, but if you write something about me, I'll knock myself out with stalking research, and retaliate.

I am a he, as I am told this is unclear, shippable with all manner of people and pottery.

Yes you can use me in whatever abomination you want

But since three of you lot have already included me in your pairings, I may as well make it official. Feel free to ship me with whomever you can justify, but please keep it safe for work.

I said I was okay being shipped earlier.

I am shipable any which way. And female, in case anyone was wondering, but you can mess with my gender if'n ya want, too. I'm not fussed. {= )

I doubt I'll be participating much, if at all, though, since I'm working all weekend. Siiigh.

Oh, and apologies if this has been suggested already, but July/Des: The Military Lovers. (Sadly, I can't find a video of the Smothers Brothers ditty by that name to link to, but just pretend it was funny and you chuckled a bit.)

~Neshomeh

Why staying away from the fun?

Unfortnately, ships are launched faster that I can follow them, so I've got only one in mind for the moment.

Scapegrace/eatpraylove: Shipping Pokefans!

(Note that I use "they" pronouns now, though.)

Anyway, here's a bunch of ships:
Hardric/SeaTurtle: Francophonie ship.
(Alternatively, SeaTurtle/The French language.)
eatpraylove/doctorlit/firemagic: team all lowercase names.
Voyd/SkarmorySilver: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Let's start with some ships of my own devising:

-Neshomeh/doctorlit: Quiet, bespectacled, probably spend a lot of time reading.
-JulyFlame/Scapegrace: Fiery tempers lead to hot lovin'? I think so.

I'll come up with some more later.

-Phobos

All aquiver with anticipation, too.

Can't even begin to imagine what that'll get me into.

That stands, though. I'm available for shipping.

As to ships of my own, I'll get on that when I can. In the meantime--ShipfestShipfestShipfest ship away! Let's make this the best Shipfest yet!

...also, I should probably dig out the rest of that hS/Desdendelle fic, finish it, and post it. That was fun.

~DF

Following in the wake (heh) of Matt's #TeamJesus, Silenthunder/sonofheaven176-- the ship of Jesus and not-capitalizing-your-compounded-name. (It's a stretch, I know. Forgive me; this is my first attempt.)

-Alleb

I'm down for being shipped with everyone, as always. :)

Lessee, ships, ships, ships...

Myself and Desdendelle, of course

SeaTurtle/DawnFire (Canada, eh?)

DawnFire/Desdendelle (Israelis unite!)

JulyFlame/Scapegrace/Neshomeh (the lovely gals I've come to see as my PPC big sister types)

hS and K'eth (the oldest Boarder with the newest)

Possibly more to come later. :)

WOOHOO, FIRST SHIPFEST!! I'm ridiculously pumped. Anyway, ship me! No slash or genderbending of me or my partner please, and nothing beyond mediumish levels of kissing, if you would. ^_^ WOOT.

-Alleb

Guess I should add one.

Hardic/Neshomeh/Phobos - Team Book on the creation of deathtraps

All ships of course pending permission from those involved. But here are a few.

HG/Phobos -Bearded, metaphorical or no
Neshomeh/Iximaz Wiki this
Scapegrace/Neshomeh(optional: /Phobos) So I heard something or other about leather goddesses of Phobos...
Huinesoron/Phobos- 30 Divine
Kaitlyn/Neshomeh- Ringed Hearts
Huinesoron/Scapegrace/etc? Putting on the... *glasses* Brits. (Yeah.)
The Council of Boarders Who Write Time Lords (I figured twas quicker to just leave this one as is without listing every single body.)
Every PG/PG Hat

As compiled over the last few weeks.

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Huinesoron/Kaitlyn: we were the first, and we're still awesome. Canon.

(I shall let our other canon couples list themselves.)

Kaitlyn/BeautyID: oldbie ship!

Scapegrace/Iximaz: based on the depth of Ye Scape Grace's 'devotion' to Lady Iximaz.

Alleb/Scapegrace: Because Agent Kaitlyn would never forgive me for not including the ship that led to Trollenfisch-Alleb snuggling. ^^

Neshomeh/PoorCynic: for the Gall/Gremlin shippiness of the Hunger Games.

Neshomeh/Iximaz: you're going to get together to write Ilraen/Farilan stories, right?

Tomash/Data Junkie: the melancholic lament of the Last Chatters.

Iximaz/Kaitlyn: because corsets. ^^ Hey, it worked last year.

Matt Cipher/Mattman the Comet: Mattfest.

sonofheaven176/Dark Brother 16/DCCCV: numbership. Also why is your name '805'?

Desdendelle/Hieronymus Graubart: because, okay, look, I know Des is Israeli, but I can't shake the feeling that his name comes from Dresden, and therefore he should be German. (I would add Doktor Trollenfisch to this ship if I could, and it would be hilarious.)

firemagic/JulyFlame: the burning ship. And since it's July, it's probably the burning ship on a ship.

JulyFlame/Phobos: She wanted to make sure he had a happy birthday…

Silenthunder/Phobos: She's so eager to join his Catastrophe Theory.

Desdendelle/Larfen J. Stocke, esq: The over-eager shippers.

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The master list, which I'll update as people post. I've already added Larfen's ship.

hS

One of those very weird and strange things that people can take part in, but only if they want, considering as mentioned, it ships Boarders, rather than agents (though they too, sometimes show up).

As long as you're fine with silly shipping and things sometimes getting out moderate (well intentioned) of hand, it's more than okay for you to take part.

-July

http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPCBoarderShipfic_Fest

We're shipping other boarders, as it turns out.
I imagine you could participate, if you're willing the handle the pressure.

And, yes, I did properly research the Shipfic Fest after panicking and shipping Huinesoron and Desdendelle.
I stick by it completely.

I suppose I'm a participant this year.

-July

Um. Er.
Uhm.

I SHIP DESDENDELLE AND HUINESORON!

AM I DOING IT RIGHT?!