Subject: Hello, newbie!
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Posted on: 2016-02-27 12:50:00 UTC
Welcome on-Board! Here, have this cup of Lapsang Souchong tea. It's not quite sure whether it smells like a campfire or not, so be gentle with it, aright?
What, you also want a cute rodent?
*grumps*
Fine, fine. You can have this gerbil, too.
Hi...I'm just wondering...Can I join the PPC? Just curious...
I may be a little late here, but welcome!
Hi! I'm Key, and welcome to the Board, fellow newbie. We can be confused together.
Have a Carry On-verse sour cherry scone. They're much better than Britain's. (Universe hopping is possibly my favorite part of the PPC.)
And, please, Prussia may THINK he's awesome, but it's so obvious he's trying vainly to surpass Hungary -- I mean, you look great in that cloak.
So you'll always look awesome! Of course you can join us!
This magic shovel digs up feels!
... ow my heart.
Are you okay? A magic shovel that does that is kind of dangerous...You better get to a medic or something...
Have some black-hole chocolates, please. It's normal they suck up light, don't worry about it.
...Is it bad I'm probably not going to eat those? Don't worry, I'm still going to have a bite or two, just not going to eat all of them.
Welcome on-Board! Here, have this cup of Lapsang Souchong tea. It's not quite sure whether it smells like a campfire or not, so be gentle with it, aright?
What, you also want a cute rodent?
*grumps*
Fine, fine. You can have this gerbil, too.
Thank you for the tea, I'll take good care of it...
The gerbil is adorable, I'll call it Bohol, thanks!
I'm sure I can handle it, what's the (nm) part mean?
Welcome to the bloodbath.
Soap's that way.
I see...Is the soap running out or something There seems to be a lot of blood.
Sometimes people forget it automatically fills in, and that's when you get NM&NMs. :) Have some!
(nm) (nm)
Why not? Have some scones, they may or may not be darkness-infused. (Yes, I'm just going to slowly give more and more info about how I get these scones.) Look around, get to know people. I think you'll enjoy it here.
Sco-scones?! Are you familiar with the Hetalia - Axis Powers fandom? Because most fans (Unless they're Anglophiles) are NEVER going to eat scones, all because of one character's horrible cooking...Which nearly killed all of the ones that bit a small part...
But thanks I guess...
You can choose a username if you like. We've all got one of those, actually, so I'd highly recommend that option. Especially since it's free of charge. ;)
Anyway, have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
Err...Thank you? I really have no idea what exactly the feather and Spikes for but they look pretty...Shiny...
People used shed Skarmory feathers to make swords or knives in the past. (source: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Skarmory_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29) If you're not a sword or knife person, I'm sure the feather will make a lovely wall decoration. :)
And by the way, welcome! Here's a pack of sticky notes and a box of popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series and Constitution! Enjoy your stay!
Hey there, Anonymous! Got a name? Have a plate of welcome SPaGhetti! I honestly haven't read any yet...But does OFUs count? I mean, in the wiki those stories were there so... Designing a Kent OC who looked not dissimilar to Goldberry and whose defining character trait was a crisis of faith was, well, slightly odd. =]
If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is
As for my fandoms? Hetalia - Axis Powers is my favorite, mostly because to make an OC for that particular fandom you have to research lots or risk offending the masses of history nerds AKA Hetalia fans. But I also like Katekyo Hitman Reborn, all Rick Riordan books, Harry Potter, Bleach (Or at least the fanfiction), Naruto, One Piece and many more~!
...Ha-hands off please!
Also please accept this starter Pokémon:-
Iiiiiit's Spoink!
And your starting item is:-
Blessing of Tlaloc (Body) from Ascendant!
So, the Blessing of Tlaloc (Body) is a fantastic item for setup sweepers, since it heals the holder for 25% of the target's health if you KO them. This gives you less to worry about if you are setting up with a decently powerful 'mon, which Spoink can be if you play them right. Try a Modest one and give it EVs in Special Attack and Speed, with a couple in HP, then give it Calm Mind, Psyshock, Signal Beam, and Power Gem - the last works really well at dealing with things like Murkrow. Just remember to have fun! =]
