I may be a little late here, but welcome!

Hi! I'm Key, and welcome to the Board, fellow newbie. We can be confused together.

Have a Carry On-verse sour cherry scone. They're much better than Britain's. (Universe hopping is possibly my favorite part of the PPC.)

And, please, Prussia may THINK he's awesome, but it's so obvious he's trying vainly to surpass Hungary -- I mean, you look great in that cloak.

So you'll always look awesome! Of course you can join us!

This magic shovel digs up feels!

... ow my heart.

Have some black-hole chocolates, please. It's normal they suck up light, don't worry about it.

Welcome on-Board! Here, have this cup of Lapsang Souchong tea. It's not quite sure whether it smells like a campfire or not, so be gentle with it, aright?
What, you also want a cute rodent?
*grumps*
Fine, fine. You can have this gerbil, too.

Why not? Have some scones, they may or may not be darkness-infused. (Yes, I'm just going to slowly give more and more info about how I get these scones.) Look around, get to know people. I think you'll enjoy it here.

You can choose a username if you like. We've all got one of those, actually, so I'd highly recommend that option. Especially since it's free of charge. ;)

Anyway, have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Hey there, Anonymous! Got a name? Have a plate of welcome SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is