Hi! Looks like we got here the same way! If you're at all concerned, don't be. I'm new too. You probably have a better idea of what you're doing than I do.

Don't worry, we're all very non-judgemental.
We accept anyone. Even people who don't exist.
My gift upon you is: a nonexistent boat.
If you do exist, I'm sorry. Maybe you can sell it on Ebay.

Here's a box of movie-theater popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series and Constitution!

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Welcome, welcome! Make yourself comfortable. Here, have a slice of Infinite Pizza:

Have this pot of black-hole coffee. Hope you'll enjoy your stay in this madhouse.

This magical shovel digs up ballpoint pens.

I don't think Zaphod Beeblebrox is gonna be too happy about this...

Welcome on-Board! Here, have this jerboa; it lost its teacup somewhere along the road.

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

Since you've already answered my usual questions, why not share what fandoms you like?

Who would join the PPC must answer me these questions three, ere the other side they see... yeah, this looks like the one.

1/ WHAT... is your name?

No, wait, you've answered that one.

2/ WHAT... is your quest?

3/ WHAT... is the meaning of liff?

(Oh, and hi, welcome a'Board, we hope you enjoy your stay, and since I'm feeling Oldbieish today: [Pokepokepoke] First poke!)

hS