Subject: Hello newbie.
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Posted on: 2016-02-17 16:45:00 UTC
Have this pot of black-hole coffee. Hope you'll enjoy your stay in this madhouse.
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I may or may not exist by
on 2016-02-17 15:28:00 UTC
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Hello.
I have known of the PPC for a few years, and have been lurking for a short while. After a few months of lurking, I decided now would be the time to reveal myself.
I first learned of the PPC from lurking on tvtropes. I have been lurking around the wiki and occasionally the Board for a few months. I usually read some of the spinoffs as they are posted on the wiki homepage.
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Re: I may or may not exist by
on 2016-02-18 10:53:00 UTC
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Hi! Looks like we got here the same way! If you're at all concerned, don't be. I'm new too. You probably have a better idea of what you're doing than I do.
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Welcome, finely feathered friend by
on 2016-02-18 05:21:00 UTC
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Don't worry, we're all very non-judgemental.
We accept anyone. Even people who don't exist.
My gift upon you is: a nonexistent boat.
If you do exist, I'm sorry. Maybe you can sell it on Ebay. -
Welcome, welcome, welcome! by
on 2016-02-18 02:38:00 UTC
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Here's a box of movie-theater popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series and Constitution!
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Welcome aBoard! by
on 2016-02-17 22:10:00 UTC
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Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
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Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell... a newbie! :D by
on 2016-02-17 19:16:00 UTC
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Welcome, welcome! Make yourself comfortable. Here, have a slice of Infinite Pizza:
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Hello newbie. by
on 2016-02-17 16:45:00 UTC
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Have this pot of black-hole coffee. Hope you'll enjoy your stay in this madhouse.
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Welcome to Creation, here's your shovel. by
on 2016-02-17 16:39:00 UTC
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This magical shovel digs up ballpoint pens.
I don't think Zaphod Beeblebrox is gonna be too happy about this... -
Hello, new person! by
on 2016-02-17 16:19:00 UTC
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Welcome on-Board! Here, have this jerboa; it lost its teacup somewhere along the road.
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Newbie! *glomp* *second poke* by
on 2016-02-17 16:02:00 UTC
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Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
Since you've already answered my usual questions, why not share what fandoms you like? -
Hello fellow troper. (nm) by
on 2016-02-17 15:44:00 UTC
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Hang on, let me pull out the official questionnaire. by
on 2016-02-17 15:36:00 UTC
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Who would join the PPC must answer me these questions three, ere the other side they see... yeah, this looks like the one.
1/ WHAT... is your name?
No, wait, you've answered that one.
2/ WHAT... is your quest?
3/ WHAT... is the meaning of liff?
(Oh, and hi, welcome a'Board, we hope you enjoy your stay, and since I'm feeling Oldbieish today: [Pokepokepoke] First poke!)
hS
