Subject: Oh boy, you want my reaction? (SPOILERS) (NSFW for swearing)
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Posted on: 2016-02-15 04:52:00 UTC
Alright, let's take a looksee. I sense lots of capslock in the future.
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*makes popcorn and settles in*
OZPIN AND CINDER FIGHTING F*CK YES
PYRRA AND JAUNE
ASDFGHJKL; KISSING THEY'RE KISSING THEY'RE KISSING THEY'RE KIIISSSIIIIIING *flings popcorn into the air in fangirlish excitement*
wait
wait no
pyrrha no
PYRRHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
PYRRHA NO
F*CKING F*CK
WHAT THE SH*T ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE GONNA DIE
F*CKING DRAGON
WHY DOES THIS THING EXIST
F*CKING CINDER
OH F*CK
PYRRHA I DIDN'T MEAN IT
COME BACK
also i feel bad for laughing that the character based on achilles got shot in the ankle
BUT WHY
F*CK YOU CINDER, F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU
*hurls popcorn at the screen*
F*UUUUUUUUUUUCK
RUBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU'RE NOT THE DOCTOR STOP REGENERATING
*incoherent flailing* WHAT IS HAPPENIIIIING
wait is that
IT'S THEIR DAD
Silver eyes? The Chekov's Gun has finally fired!
"You're special, Ruby." Pfffffffffff
"You're special the same way your mom was." BACKSTORY TIME GIMME
"It was said that those born with silver eyes were destined to lead the life of a warrior." Down, CAD, she ain't a Sue yet.
"It was said that even a single look from one of these fighters could strike a Grimm down." No, bad CAD, go sit in the corner.
Ozpin is missing oh god everything's gonna go even more to sh*t now D:
Yaaaaang D: I wanna hug her D: You just had to burn off the arm of the girl who fights by punching didn't you DDDDD: but they have cool prosthetics in Remnant, they can get her set up with something surely...?*shovels more popcorn into mouth*
AND NOW TEAM RWBY IS BROKEN UP AND EVERYTHING HAS OFFICIALLY GONE TO SH*T
...is this a timeskip? I think it's a timeskip, there's now snow and stuff
JAUNE
AND REN AND NORA
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE BETTER
*spits out popcorn*
I SPOKE TOO SOON RUBY RAN AWAY AND EVERYTHING IS AWFUL
BEACON IS IN RUINS AND INFESTED BY GRIMM
wait who the sh*t is this
WHO THE SH*T IS THIS
IS THAT CINDER
VOLDECINDER???
Or someone else?
WHOEVER THEY ARE THEY'RE CREEPY AS F*CK
Ooh, the Stinger
Qrow has Ozpin's cane oh no this can't be good
QROW IS A CROW IS THAT HIS SEMBLANCE I DON'T CARE THAT IS AWESOME
WHAT IS GOING ON I CAN'T EVEN
*flips her desk and leaves*
THIS MAKES PUELLA MAGI MADOKA MAGICA LOOK LIKE A F*CKING SHOW FOR KIDS