Subject: Hullo, newbie.
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Posted on: 2016-02-04 01:50:00 UTC
Welcome, welcome, and let's hope you beat the statistics!
As a newbie gift, I give you this cup of Earl Grey tea. No, it's not gonna try to eat you, why are you asking me. It's completely safe.
Oh, also. What is your preferred pronoun?
(PS: The Cute Little Rodent Union wishes to inform you that its members are currently on leave and therefore won't be appearing as newbie gifts for a while.)