Subject: Day 2 Commentary: Squad Wipe Edition
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Posted on: 2016-01-29 17:20:00 UTC
Tacitus
Alas, my collaboration with the good Captain, De Grasse, and this Jesse girl has come to an abrupt end. I lost the first one to a booby-trapped umbrella, the second one was too dumb to live, and I can't find Jesse anymore. Oh well.
Poisoned an agent with the Singe Tear water. You wouldn't believe the face she made when she finally realized what she had just chugged down. Sure, the Tears are diluted with some anti-Glitter medication or something, but it looked like it burnt on the way down.
Before his elimination, Captain Dandy sent me to chase after the Tiger Lily. Grass/Psychic against Dark types? That's a matchup that I can easily win. I decided to scare her away using an Illusion of an Emboar. You should've seen the face she made when she turned on her roots and ran for it. I left her to be-- I believe Agent Gremlin finished her off.
So-- onwards and upwards. Let's see if I can make it through another night.
Yakov
Aw, shucks. That's the last time I'll accept a drink from Luxury. Y'know, I thought the canteen smelled a little off. That's what I git from drinkin' anythin' right after the showrunners decided to flood the Holodeck with a poision!
Burnt like Firewhiskey on the way down. Bleh. I'll go and rinse out my mouth at Rudi's with Gaspard and Harris-- but after the former has had a swing at Harris. Don't wanna get in between that.
Harris
Mother Nature is a force to be reckoned with! I really didn't stand a chance when the flood came in. I tried holding on to a nearby tree but that didn't do me much good, eh? I gotta say-- they really went for the realism angle in this thing. That sharp rock I slammed against was really, really hard. Ow.
...so I hear Gaspard got eliminated as well? Oh, I'll have to find him then. I need to know if he liked playing in the Gam--"
[Offscreen, to the left] "HARRIS!"
Oh, there he is. Hey, Gaspard. How--
[Offscreen, closer] ""You have three seconds to run before I come over there and punch you."
Oh, come on, man. It was a harmless prank. Wait, no, stop right there, don't come into the shot!
[Camera cuts as Gaspard steps into the frame, swinging]
Gaspard
Got him.