Glad to hear you've read the Original Series already. Here's a seahorse plushie and a box of Bleeprin! Trust me, you'll need the Bleeprin.

(Hey, better late than never.)
Welcome aBoard! Here, have this bottle of space. From a continuum where space is water. So, uh, a bottle of water, I guess.

Please accept this starter Pokémon:-

Iiiiiiit's Skorupi!

And your starting item is:-

The Hit List from Risk of Rain!

Hit list is a great item for physical sweepers, basically being Moxie in held-item form. However, in Little Cup you have to have a great item to beat out the omnipresent Eviolite, and on Skorupi, Hit List ain't it. Try an Adamant set maximizing Attack and Speed with Poison Jab, X-Scissor, Taunt, and Crunch. You'll have problems with Flying-types, but you might still be able to get somewhere. Have fun! =]

Congratulations on joining the board, a glorious place where dreams come true, assuming your dreams are very unambitious.
My gift to you is: A raw chicken rolled up in clingwrap. Trust me, you'll need it.

Pinched from the TdV continuum - hopefully no vampire gets too upset... *laughs nervously*

Bonjour à vous, m'sieur/dame. Ça fait toujours du bien de voir un autre francophone ici-- je pense qu'il n'y a pas plus qu'une dizaine ici. Si vous avez des questions, n'hésitez pas à les poser; les gens ici sont très amicaux.

Et pour votre cadeau de bienvenue: de l'eau hydrophobe. Parfait pour le nettoyage!

Have one of my own shed feathers and a replica of the One Ring that actually makes you invisible!

I definitely get how yoy feel. It also took me a while to finally introduce myself around here. But I think you'll find that this just about the warmest and most welcoming community out there. Soon enough, you'll feel that you're already part of us and you'll likely make the most amazing friends you have ever had! So cheers and I hope you enjoy your time around here! :D

And like you, I'm mostly an anime fan. What are your favorite series? Do you like any mahou shoujo shows? Oh, and since you like learning other languages, do you know any Portuguese by any chance. I'm the Brazilian guy that Des mentioned below and that's my first language, so it would be awesome if you did.

Anyway, as for your welcoming gifts, please take this Bag of Holding, so that you can store the truckload of gifts you're getting and also take this Rorschach Book , which can change into virtually any written text in existence in the multiverse. Just close your eyes while holding it, think about what you wanna read, and then blink three times.

Have a magic shovel that digs up Angelic Hymns Gold LPs!

I... wouldn't play them in Inferno, though. Demons hate how they sound.

As DB16 mentioned, we've people from all sorts of places — I'm from Israel, there's an Italian guy, a couple Canadians, a Brazilian dude, and so on. Most of the people are American or British, though.
Also: here, have this cup of — no get out of there it's for tea not for hamsters, dammit. Oh, well. Take the hamster instead.

Welcome to the PPC, Kelpie. And don't worry about your nationality. We have a little bit of a lot of the major countries in the developed world.

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

Since you've already read the Original Series, I'll jist point you at ">the Wiki; if you have any questions, just look here before asking. We like it when newbies do the research. ;)

Hope you like it here!

Please have these black-hole chocolates. Hope you're here to stay.

Nice to meet you! Have a slice of Infinite Pizza!