Subject: *noms (NM)&(NM)s*
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Posted on: 2016-01-10 18:42:00 UTC
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Subject: *noms (NM)&(NM)s*
Author:
Posted on: 2016-01-10 18:42:00 UTC
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Sooo...happy birthday to me, I guess.
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU
ON THIS DEAR DATE
MUCH HAPPINESS
MANY YEARS OF LIFE!
GRAB THE CHAIR, BOYS! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER!
HIT IT!
Happy Birthday, my olde friend!
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
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Many happy returns!
I hope all the delicious, teeth-rending food takes the fact that you're one year closer to death off your mind!
butseriouslyhorriblejokesaside - Happy birthday!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*