CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU
ON THIS DEAR DATE
MUCH HAPPINESS
MANY YEARS OF LIFE!

GRAB THE CHAIR, BOYS! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER!

HIT IT!

Happy Birthday, my olde friend!
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.

Many happy returns!

I hope all the delicious, teeth-rending food takes the fact that you're one year closer to death off your mind!
butseriouslyhorriblejokesaside - Happy birthday!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!

*blows noisemakers*