Subject: Well, I suppose I can still offer a Plort response.
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Posted on: 2016-01-07 18:15:00 UTC

Out at sea, the wandering once-baron had cut her flame-painted sails, letting her small vessel drift on the waves while she fished for her dinner, singing as she did.

Occasionally something that was not fish- such as a boot, or much more frustrating, a shark- would be caught up in her nets

This time, twas a bottle she wrenched out between the knots. She held it up to the sunlight, peering, and saw a message within.

"Hm," went she, unplugging the cork as she wondered.

The contents within she read, swinging a sharp hooked pole out at a seagull that had noticed her catch as she did. It flew out of reach, and set itself upon the nearby rim.

"One does wonder how that man managed this," she said.

The seagull squawked, a terrible noise.

The wanderer rolled her eyes. "The delivery of this news, not the loss," and once more she thrust the pole at the bird. It was still better meant for attacking would-be invaders rather than annoying seabirds, and did naught.

The seagull flew off, leaving the wanderer alone, Plort barely visible in the distance.

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