So you'll always look Awesome! Welcome.

I'm glad you think so highly of us. Here's a bucket of movie-theater popcorn and a Rey action figure I stole from the Disney stockrooms!

Here, have a Bag of Holding so that you can store all the welcome gits you're getting and also have a Rorschach Book, which can change into virtually any written text in existence! Just close your eyes while holding it, think about what yo wanna read and then blink three times.

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

Since Des and Skarm already asked the important questions, I think that's everything covered. Hope you like it here! :)

Welcome, welcome! Here, have a slice of Infinite Pizza!

Welcome, &c. Having read the Original Series, you should also read the Constitution — it's the set of rules this Board goes by. We also have a wiki, and it is recommended to check it before asking any questions — we like newbies who do the research!
Links to both can be found in the header.
Anyway, here, have this cup of Lapsang Souchong tea. It's not quite certain whether it smells like a campfire or not, so treat it gently, aright?

I thought about offering black-hole coffee, but if you're holding back the squee... Have these black-hole chocolates.

For the sake of the community, may I ask what fandoms you're in? kthnxbye

In the meantime, have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!