Subject: Welcome to the PPC, newbie!
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Posted on: 2016-01-02 12:23:00 UTC
Here, have a Bag of Holding so that you can store all the welcome gits you're getting and also have a Rorschach Book, which can change into virtually any written text in existence! Just close your eyes while holding it, think about what yo wanna read and then blink three times.
I cannot even begin to describe how honored I am to be in the presence of the brave and legendary Protectors of the Plot Continuum! I'd only read the Original Series before finding myself here... Pardon me while I attempt to restrain the rogue fangirl inside...
So you'll always look Awesome! Welcome.
Thank you! I already have a Blue Cloak of Swirly Awesomeness (with fur trim), but black is always better!
I'm glad you think so highly of us. Here's a bucket of movie-theater popcorn and a Rey action figure I stole from the Disney stockrooms!
*quietly hides possessions*
Here, have a Bag of Holding so that you can store all the welcome gits you're getting and also have a Rorschach Book, which can change into virtually any written text in existence! Just close your eyes while holding it, think about what yo wanna read and then blink three times.
You...you welcomed me to the PPC...I think I might cry...
Just by making this post, you're already one of us! I definitely get what it feels like to be awe-struck by this awesome lot. I was a bit of lurker for that reason. I took me a while between reading the TOS and few spin offs and actually joining the Board.
And since you like HP, even if just a casual reader, then also have your
As I was saying, have your own Muggle-use Wand!
*whew*
Deep breaths, deep breaths...
Thank you, kind sir, for your generous and thoughtful gift.
YAYYYYYYY!!!!
Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
Since Des and Skarm already asked the important questions, I think that's everything covered. Hope you like it here! :)
Welcome, welcome! Here, have a slice of Infinite Pizza!
Welcome, &c. Having read the Original Series, you should also read the Constitution — it's the set of rules this Board goes by. We also have a wiki, and it is recommended to check it before asking any questions — we like newbies who do the research!
Links to both can be found in the header.
Anyway, here, have this cup of Lapsang Souchong tea. It's not quite certain whether it smells like a campfire or not, so treat it gently, aright?
That was the first thing I did when I got here! Thank you for the advice, though!
Ooh, lovely! Tea!
I thought about offering black-hole coffee, but if you're holding back the squee... Have these black-hole chocolates.
Maybe not the wisest move...If there's anything worse than caffeine, it's sugar and caffeine. That might just be me, though. I don't know how the warping of space-time would affect a sugar rush, but I doubt it would be pretty.
My coffee and my chocolate are so dark (pure cocoa and/or sugar-less) that they are actual black-holes. Don't worry, only light is suck up.
For the sake of the community, may I ask what fandoms you're in? kthnxbye
In the meantime, have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
Hmm...Tolkien (LotR, working on the Silmarillion and the lesser works), H. P. Lovecraft, Bleach (minus the newer stuff), casual reader of HP, casual watcher of Star Wars, Chronicles of Narnia (does this count as a fandom? I know it really well), I just started Dune and I love it (does that make me a fan-to-be?), and Ouran Highschool Host Club. Ouran is love, Ouran is life. Hopefully you can get something out of that mess. Thank you for the generous gifts, I shall treasure them.