The inaccurate portrayal of certain body parts.

The thing is, I saw one Chinese yaoi fanfic today on a forum, and the description of the smut scenes gave me a very.......interesting mental image.

"exposing his petite pink flower"

FLOWER?

Yep, it may bear some similarity, but soon, this weird description of the body part in question appeared.

"slender fingers slowly explored the eye of his flowers, and the shy little petals shivered slightly under the cold touch."

PETALS?! PETALS?! PETALS?! For the love of YALDABAOTH, what the [DATA EXPUNGED]is that thing?

This is definitelt not right, and I keep getting mental images of some types of marine invertebrates when I tried to imagine that......thing described in the fic. The final bizarre description did nothing but reinforce it.

"Sweet nectar started to ooze out of his hole."

NECTAR. This fic really has some unnatural fetishs over flowers. Maybe we should get a Flower to look at that.

By the way, if someone had seen similar fics that created such a grotesque mental image, feel free to share. Sometimes Bad Slash really get a little too creative with their metaphors and descriptions.