Subject: "What did she call me?"
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Posted on: 2015-12-11 15:35:00 UTC

Naya squinted at the email message. "What exactly is a 'gimp suit'?"

The quarian and her partner were side-by-side at the workbench, replacing damaged circuitry in Terabyte's robotic body. The Guardsman's laser screwdriver was balanced on top a roll of duct tape and was currently projecting the contents of his email inbox on the wall. The geth, currently loaded in Naya's suit computers, briefly used her environmental suit's loudspeakers to reply. "It is a form-fitting piece of clothing for use during BDSM sex acts," it said matter-of-factly.

"Oh." Naya looked down at her suit. "Ick. Thanks for the mental image."

"You're welcome."

"Shaddap." Naya turned to her partner, who hadn't stopped working. "What are you gonna do about this?"

The Time Lord carefully used a pair of tweezers to rearrange a stray wire. "Nothing, really. This sort of thing used to make me mad, but now it's... eh. It takes two to tango and I don't feel like dancing anymore. Even if she messes with our requisition forms, it's not like the PPC's grey market doesn't exist. With the added security stuff I've slapped on my screwdriver and the DIA reforms, our gear won't suddenly be confiscated from us. We're staserproof."

"I meant about Arin, you moron," said Naya impatiently. "Look, okay, I get it. You're bang on the money about her issues, but you didn't need to be a tool about it."

"You should apologize," added Terabyte. "It won't do to let this fester."

"No, it won't," said the Guardsman wearily, setting down his tweezers and examining his handiwork with a magnifying glass and a flashlight. "But I think I'm gonna step back from this for a few hours and come back with a clear head. I don't want to say anything that could worsen the situation." He put away the magnifying glass and picked up a multimeter. "Might go to Rudi's. I promised Lord Wymbourne and Commander McCandless a beer for their help earlier today."

"So long as you're gonna do something about it..." said Naya, turning back to her work.

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