Subject: I respectfully disagree
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Posted on: 2015-12-09 14:29:00 UTC

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HELL BENT SUCKED.

Yes, it's a well-made piece of television. Yes, Gallifrey is back and it looks amazing. Yes, we got to learn a bit more about the Matrix and how it works. Yes, a biological-sex-switching regeneration is something I've been waiting for (and been hideously jealous of) for a damned long time. But Hell Bent SUUUUUUUUCKED. And you know why it sucked?

Because all the good stuff, all the stuff Steven Moffat put in that I really did genuinely like, all the excitement I had after Heaven Sent...

It's all in service to CLARA. BLOODY. OSWALD.

Let me make one thing clear: I loathe this character, but I never used to. I liked Clara at first. I thought the Impossible Girl stuff was kind of interesting, though hideously overwrought by the end. But we said goodbye already this season, when she faced the raven, and it was poignant and touching and a really good end for the character because, well, she snapped and she got herself killed. It's pretty rare that we see a companion die on screen, and the fact that the Doctor was powerless to help her from a few feet away, well, it was good television.

And then along comes Hell Bent and makes it all totally superfluous because she's off in a flying Fifties themed restaurant with The One And Only Me and the Doctor pulled a gun and shot someone in the chest because of her. The Doctor broke every rule he had because of her. The Hybrid arc has gone the way of the Great Intelligence (hey, remember him?) because of her. Because everything, everything, has to be about Clara bloody Oswald and I'm sick of her. Sick to the back teeth.

Canon Sue I name thee. Get thee from my Doctor Who and stay thee gone.

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