Subject: Guess I spoke too soon about losing faith in humanityÂ…Â… (nm)
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Posted on: 2015-11-26 05:39:00 UTC
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The most OOC quote you had ever heard? by
on 2015-11-24 04:04:00 UTC
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Yep. Just want to ask about that.
I mean, when characters were reasonably In Character or just slightly OOC at a point in the fanfic......
Suddenly the author made them say something that boost the OOC level from "Not that close to canon but okay" to "What the [DATA EXPUNGED] did he/she/it just say?! I NEED BLEEPRINS!"
I just got badly squicked by one quote from a badfic:
"How do you humans say it? Ah. Yes. I want to feel your body squirm around my tight hot c**k."
It might be okay if said character is like that in canon AND a human being. But not an SCP.
Yes, I get this quote from an SCP yaoi slashfic about a certain Plague Doctor doing unspeakable things to a D-class. That quote along make me loss all faith in humanity.
I wonder if you guys had encountered more squicky OOC quotes before. Please tell me, I am going to scrub my brain with bleach or something in the mean time. -
If you're counting trollfic quotes... by
on 2015-11-25 18:14:00 UTC
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"I don't know man, but you got a destiny of totally dangerous stuff. #riskylifetho. And watch out, there's a little f***tard named Gollum."
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May or may not count, since it's from canon, but... by
on 2015-11-24 19:47:00 UTC
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"I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" - Optimus Prime, Age of Extinction
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Oh boy by
on 2015-11-24 16:23:00 UTC
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From Blood Raining Night I could quote anytime a canon spoke in the fanfic or fanime really but some choice quotes are:
"NO NUTS CAN GO NEAR MY MOUTH ESPECIALLY PENUTS!" - Alucard
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"silly silly bitch. It's a weeding it's not illegal. Nothing can help you." - Goku
I know quotes from other fanfics,but that is the first thing I think of when it comes to OOC quotes. -
Tie between several from Harry Potter and Sailor Moon by
on 2015-11-24 15:39:00 UTC
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From Betrayal, a horrible Harmony badfic that bashes Ron to the Veil, where Harry and Hermione only loved Ron and Ginny, respectively, because Ron gave them a horrible, horrible brand of love potion, come this indirect quote delivered by Shacklebolt after he conducted an interrogation about the crime:
" Ron said he got Ginny involved so he could if anyone ever found out about it... He said that she was always a brat when she was little and always got her way because she was the youngest and the only girl in the family so he figured everyone would believe it was her idea because she was never one to take no for an answer. He also said that while he never intended to get caught, if happened, he would take peversed pleasure in seeing her get her heart broken when Harry tells her he hates her before before she's locked up for the rest of her life. As far he was concerned, she was nothing but a 'boy who lived' groupie who followed Harry around and was willing to do whatever he asked of her. She wasn't even good enough to get him to notice her because she had no idea how little Harry thought of her. She was pathetic and he hated her for it. "
Then when he is confronted about it:
" I should have let the troll kill you both in our first year ", he said coldly " You've been way more trouble than you're worth "
..." Because of you I was in danger and nearly died several times. Oh you saved me but I wonder if was out of friendship or for another heroic chapter in the story of the 'boy who lived'. I suspect it was the latter because despite denying you wanted fame and attention, you always managed to get more than your share and never gave your best friend any of it! And as of you," He said turning to Hermione. " You were nothing but a pushy know-it-all. You were truly insufferable. Always nagging us about the rules or doing our homework. I had a mother Hermione and the best part of going to Hogwarts was getting from her nagging but you made up for absence and then some. You know I never really wanted to be your friend, don't you? None of us did but you nagged us into it like you did with our homework. Helping us with it was about about all you were good for, you know? You certain weren't pretty enough for for anyone to want anything else from you " ...
... " It wasn't because I loved you, " He replied in same cold tone he'd been using " It was so our beloved hero over here- " He said pointing to Harry " Could see what it was like to be me. All these years, he's had everything handed to him; fame, money and popularity while I had nothing. For once I wanted to have something and let him feel what it's like to go without!"
And of course, then we have Filicidal!Serena from my first and only mission. While she was never really IC from the very paragraph, I really became excruciatingly painful once I got these lines: (Warning: This section is absolutely NSFW and NSFB)
"Me? Oh, I'm just getting revenge." There was an unnatural gleam in Serena's eyes. "Revenge on all those times you bothered me. Revenge for all the times you got between me and Darien. Revenge for all those times you tried to steal my beloved away!" With that last remark she slapped Rini, leaving a red hand mark across the young girls right cheek."
... " Serena took hold of one of Rini's flailing hands and laid it flat against the table, the palm facing upwards. She placed the teeth of the saw against the base of the pinky. She smirked before growling "This is for daring to touch my Darien-chan." ...
... " "Only one more thing." Serena murmured. "Now there is only the task of taking out the heart that dared to think it could love my soul mate, my one true love, my Darien! "
Now excuse while I got drowned myself in a huge bowl of Hot Bleepolate.
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Guess I spoke too soon about losing faith in humanityÂ…Â… (nm) by
on 2015-11-26 05:39:00 UTC
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Bleepfic-induced despair is kind of like a bottomless hole by
on 2015-11-26 14:16:00 UTC
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Just when you thought that you couldn't possible fall down any further and possibly lose more hope after finishing one of them, there comes another to drag you further down. D:
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True Despair. by
on 2015-11-27 11:42:00 UTC
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Have a Bleepka shower might help. I think I need one now.
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From Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha... by
on 2015-11-24 09:32:00 UTC
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We have this "gem":
"This woman will be the first, but first she will suffer for your mistake of not heeding our word of surrender," said Fate as the stun set Bardiche was activated in it's 'Riot Zanber' mode, and then stabbed down, Schach screaming in pain.
... I'll go drown myself in Bleeptea now. -
Also from Harry Potter by
on 2015-11-24 07:34:00 UTC
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"You know, it's kinda interesting, I was abused by the Dursleys too, because my parents died. But I mean, your story sounds more tragic. I mean, it wasn't your parents fault they couldn't raise me. Mine openly defied Voldemort. I mean, I love them even if they're dead, but maybe if they just cowered down to him, they wouldn't have died and I could be normal and we could all be a happy family, a normal family. That would be cool."
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One from Harry Potter: by
on 2015-11-24 04:42:00 UTC
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"Now, Hermione, tell me what Dumbledore's been doing or I'll rip out Ronald's heart and let you watch its last few beats before feeding it to you!"
Guess who said it.
Go on. Guess.
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Ooh, ooh! by
on 2015-11-24 04:39:00 UTC
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Since someone (Alleb) has pushed My Immortal to the front of my mind:
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERF*KERS!"
It was....Dumbledore!
Yeah, that's OOC.
((He only swor cuz he had a hedache ok?))
Shut up, Tara.