... What are you talking about? This is the best story ever! The plot is so original and captivating, with an incredible amount of worldbuilding, the characters are so realistic and deep, and the shocking revelation at the end of the last chapter was completely unexpected! Not to mention the incredibly well done formatting!
I just can't wait to see more of the adventures of... Huh, it's weird, whenever I try to remember her name, I keep coming up with "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way." Ah, whatever.

Whoever sporks this thing is gonna get a medal! I'll make a virtual one.

BUT WHAT IS THIS? Ebony, you got competition, gal! Never ever thought i'd say that...

I really don't even have a reaction to that level of sueishness. All I know is that flamethrowers can solve a great many problems. A great many problems indeed.

I've been told you're a Returnbie - hi, I'm Dorano. Have some Bloffee!

(Also - sweet Eru that is one atrocious 'Sue!)

Welcome back Returnbie, I will now roll for your complementary Space Ninja Set.


You got a Limbo, Sancti Tigris, Atomos, and Atterax. All of these are quiet awesome weapons in game. I also used Limbo's "Banish" ability in the title blurb thing.

I think we have to make a page for Wattpad now. I even thought of a funny PPC nickname for it: "The Litter Box." (Also, I'm told you're a returnbie. Hi! Here's half a case of Bleeprin. I think you'll need it.)

Please accept this starter Pokémon:

Iiiiiiit's Musharna!

And your starting item:-

Solar Bracer from Darkest Dungeon

Now, the Solar Bracer is a very, very good item... on sun team 'mons. It's basically a much bigger boost, with it boosting the damage output of damaging beam moves by 50%, or by 75% in sunlight. Musharna, however, doesn't learn a lot of moves that can effectively utilize it, but what it does learn is Trick Room. Try a set utilizing that on a Sun team, with Psybeam, Charge Beam, and Signal Beam as the remaining moves. Charge Beam's a really good move for this set, but it does mean you're vulnerable to Ground-type switchins. Still, it's worth a try, so enjoy! =]

... I guess. I haven't really been here for long. Have one of these Non-Euclidean Cookies! You might want to eat them without looking at them too much.

Also, wow. I actually kinda want to read this... Oh, wait, apparently, you need to have a Wattpad account. Too bad, I guess.

Nice to see you back! Take a plate of welcome-back SPaGhetti!

Well, well, well... glad you've decided to join the insanity! :D As I did not see a question for a preferable pronoun, I'm gonna ask it right now!

As for your gift... umm... hold on... *checks his pockets* Ah, shoot, it seems all the Heads That Are Always Screaming are gone... well, okay, we'll do this one.

Have a slice of Infinite Pizza.

My faith in humanity just got dropped in an Sphere of Annihilation. Sporking this just became an obligation, would you kindly post the link to... this? Oh, and what's the fandom?

Welcome to the PPC! Sanity, as you might have noticed, is optional.
The Original Series and Constitution are required reads; we also have a spiffy Wiki to which you should turn before asking any questions (we like people who do the research). Links are on top of the Board.
To answer your unasked question, it looks like you've encountered another Egogy knockoff. For some reason people keep ripping Enoby off; maybe they think it's funny.
And, last but not least — have this cup of Earl Grey tea. Leaves aren't predatory. Promise.

Wow. Also, never trust a Sue that says " enough about me ". After all, she is a Sue, everything in the Glaurunging world has to revolve around her by definition.