Subject: I have an Important Message!!
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Posted on: 2015-09-28 09:25:00 UTC

Over the past year I have received MANY messages saying that 'your Catastrophe Theory is wrong, it's been proven wrong, it's three years after your proposed 'DOOM', there are no more Emergencies in HQ'.

Well, I beg to differ.

FIRST: Catastrophe Theory is not 'mine'; it is a proven FACT. Look up the SCIENTIFIC meaning of the word 'theory' sometime.

SECOND: There are, too, emergencies. Does no-one remember HQ nearly being eaten by meatloaf? Does no-one have a problem with the fact that I just spent a week trapped in the body of an animate slime mould - or that a few years ago I got turned into a GIRL? Did no-one notice that little WAR we just got into? All of these things and more impacted the work of the PPC as much as or more than the invasions of Mary-Sues.

THIRD: You ARE correct that there are some minor mistakes in my previous graph. The date of DOOM is not, in fact, 2012 HST.

It was 2002.

It already happened.



##Agent Sambar, Department of Finance##

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