Huh, but I... WHAT!

New MST! by Astral Void and Laburnum on 2012-12-08 04:57:00 UTC Reply

So, we wrote this thing, and it took ages because stuff got in the way, but we finally got it finished, so here you go! Enjoy!

http://astra-aurora.livejournal.com/69351.html

Huh, but I... WHAT! by World-Jumper on 2012-12-09 23:43:00 UTC Reply

Who DAREWD do this... this unholy massacure of the Artherian Legands! I love the legands, I have since I was a kid. Lancalot was one of my least favorate knights (Tristan was my favorate, though it helps we share the name) but this... This is the literal screwing of my childhood!

That's it, before it was just badfic. I could even logic Cupcakes away from personal anger, but this...THING, crosses the line. Now suethores... Now it's personal.

Hum. by Desdendelle on 2012-12-11 18:57:00 UTC Reply

I'd like to remind you that we do not go after Suethors/Bad Slash authors/bad crossover authors/badfic authors in general. As much as some of us want to sometimes - I'm pretty sure I and Firemagic want to do some pretty bad things to "TSAB DOWNFALL: Halo War"'s author.

Just... wow by Sevenswans on 2012-12-08 16:01:00 UTC Reply

meeblewibble eep. *Hides under bed.*
The descriptions were comparatively tame, though. by Ellipsis Flood on 2012-12-08 15:37:00 UTC Reply

Aside from the twisted testes and stuff...

My favorite scene was the deadpan delivery of things said during sex.

Re: What made it so disturbing, though... by Astral Void on 2012-12-09 02:42:00 UTC Reply

You're welcome. Yeah, the author of these stories really knew how to write beige porn. And it's terrible.

Re: What made it so disturbing, though... by KittyNoodles on 2012-12-11 03:35:00 UTC Reply

In the springtime, the wild Arthur goes through a biological change known as Suefluence. While Suefluenced, Arthur will do things to Lancelot.

Terrible things.

Re: What made it so disturbing, though... by Astral Void on 2012-12-11 13:51:00 UTC Reply

Now, see here as the wild Arthur cautiously approaches the Lancelot. If you'll just look closer, we can see him performing his characteristic act of stupidity as he prepares to commit sordid offences against canon. /David Attenborough impression

Re: What made it so disturbing, though... by Astral Void on 2012-12-12 01:41:00 UTC Reply

A-freaking-men. Let's get out of here before they pull us into their debauchery.

That was... so very disturbing... by KittyNoodles on 2012-12-08 09:41:00 UTC Reply

There's just so much to hate about a threesome between Arthur, Lancelot, and Guinevere. Especially written like that...

I'm surprised you stayed sane for this honestly. Good job, both of you!

Re: That was... so very disturbing... by Astral Void on 2012-12-08 10:48:00 UTC Reply

Aw, thanks! :)

My... my childhood...! by SpecstacularSC on 2012-12-08 09:36:00 UTC Reply

Oh my god.

I will never see the Once and Future King the same way ever again.

Re: My... my childhood...! by Astral Void on 2012-12-08 10:46:00 UTC Reply

*giggles*