Subject: That was... so very disturbing...
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Posted on: 2012-12-08 09:41:00 UTC
There's just so much to hate about a threesome between Arthur, Lancelot, and Guinevere. Especially written like that...
I'm surprised you stayed sane for this honestly. Good job, both of you!
So, we wrote this thing, and it took ages because stuff got in the way, but we finally got it finished, so here you go! Enjoy!
http://astra-aurora.livejournal.com/69351.html
Who DAREWD do this... this unholy massacure of the Artherian Legands! I love the legands, I have since I was a kid. Lancalot was one of my least favorate knights (Tristan was my favorate, though it helps we share the name) but this... This is the literal screwing of my childhood!
That's it, before it was just badfic. I could even logic Cupcakes away from personal anger, but this...THING, crosses the line. Now suethores... Now it's personal.
I'd like to remind you that we do not go after Suethors/Bad Slash authors/bad crossover authors/badfic authors in general. As much as some of us want to sometimes - I'm pretty sure I and Firemagic want to do some pretty bad things to "TSAB DOWNFALL: Halo War"'s author.
meeblewibble eep. *Hides under bed.*
Aside from the twisted testes and stuff...
My favorite scene was the deadpan delivery of things said during sex.
...was the clinical way all of...that...was gone about.
'And then they [clipped description with lots of big words like 'sphincter']. And it was truly fascinating.'
It was like reading the script to a National Geographic episode about the mating rituals of the Suefluenced. The MST breaks just made it funnier than it was creepy, and for that: THANK YOU.
You're welcome. Yeah, the author of these stories really knew how to write beige porn. And it's terrible.
In the springtime, the wild Arthur goes through a biological change known as Suefluence. While Suefluenced, Arthur will do things to Lancelot.
Terrible things.
Now, see here as the wild Arthur cautiously approaches the Lancelot. If you'll just look closer, we can see him performing his characteristic act of stupidity as he prepares to commit sordid offences against canon. /David Attenborough impression
Ah, and here we see a wild Guinevere approaching the duo. This is a risky maneuver, as it could cause Arthur to fly into a jealous rage.
...Unfortunately, it seems she is welcome in this madness.
Truly a horrific sight.
A-freaking-men. Let's get out of here before they pull us into their debauchery.
Run away!
There's just so much to hate about a threesome between Arthur, Lancelot, and Guinevere. Especially written like that...
I'm surprised you stayed sane for this honestly. Good job, both of you!
Aw, thanks! :)
Oh my god.
I will never see the Once and Future King the same way ever again.
*giggles*