Subject: Happy Matt-mas!
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Posted on: 2017-07-07 14:11:00 UTC
Felicitations!
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*Mattman suddenly feels old!* by
on 2017-07-07 11:52:00 UTC
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Yes, yes, Apparently on this very day 17 years ago, I may or may not have been born! Happy birthday to me then. Yay.
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Hap birth, m'dude. (nm) by
on 2017-07-08 07:14:00 UTC
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Happy birthday! (nm) by
on 2017-07-08 03:45:00 UTC
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Happy b-day! Have a magic cake - every bite tastes different (nm by
on 2017-07-07 16:57:00 UTC
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Happy birthday! by
on 2017-07-07 15:34:00 UTC
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Please have a black-hole chocolate cake with raspberry coulis.
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Hap Birtday! by
on 2017-07-07 15:19:00 UTC
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If we both end up in the same voice channel at some point today, I'd be happy to sing you one of the Birthday Songs. (No guarantees about which one.) But in the meantime, have a cake! It's red velvet cake because of reasons, but you can swap it out for a cheesecake if you prefer.
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Happy birthday! by
on 2017-07-07 14:57:00 UTC
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Here's a cool video I only recently found out about that discusses Sues' history, classification, and why we always think of them as girls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2-GIY9RTqU
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Happy Matt-mas! by
on 2017-07-07 14:11:00 UTC
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Felicitations!
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Happy birthday~! (nm) by
on 2017-07-07 14:04:00 UTC
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Hap Birth! :D *tosses Spikes* (nm) by
on 2017-07-07 13:14:00 UTC
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Happy birthday (nm) by
on 2017-07-07 12:45:00 UTC
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*cakefetti* by
on 2017-07-07 12:33:00 UTC
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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
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HARPY BIRDTHAY by
on 2017-07-07 12:18:00 UTC
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you are very old, Matt. You are ancient. Your knees are weak. The years have etched themselves in the wrinkles of your face. A greying-haired blind and deaf old bat of 17 years old.
Happy birthday!
My gift upon you is a really big scythe, to make the Grim Reaper jealous and give you a few extra years (at the dusty old age of 17, you don't have long, friend) to survive while he tries finding a newer, bigger one so he doesn't look silly and weak!