Subject: Hey there!
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Posted on: 2017-06-01 17:55:00 UTC

Welcome to the PPC! Come down from that pile of ceremony, have a sit. Wait, wait, no... don't sit over there. You'll get Spikes all over yourself and in some rather uncomfortable places.

Er. Not over there, either. That's where the fire stuff is; it gets used a lot and it isn't always put back right. Wouldn't wanna set yourself on fire so soon, would you?

Nonono, don't sit on the Dogpile, there's a person under there! Who is probably already having trouble breathing! Okay, look, there's a reasonably safe patch over there.

...no, wait. That's where we keep the alligators. Sorry about that; I guess all the safe spots are missing. Well, until you find a good spot, have a full set of space-themed roleplaying dice. Not too good for sitting but you can have a lot of fun with them!

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