Newbie! *glomp* *poke*

Introducing myself to the wider universe. by Owlerigyre on 2017-06-01 05:32:00 UTC Reply

I'm new to the Board and the PPC in general, having found this place on TvTropes in the past week. Nevertheless, I genuinely care about what happens here and hope to someday bash fanfic in a similar manner to what already occurs. I am open to constructive criticism and am ready to discuss several semi-blip fic characters of mine.

Welcome to Arkham Asylum! by Edhelistar on 2017-06-03 05:11:00 UTC Reply

Please leave your sanity at the door, please.

As your newbie gift have this replica of the One Ring that allows you to use the move Thunderbolt!
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy by twistedwindowpane on 2017-06-02 16:05:00 UTC Reply

(Shoot, when did I turn into Vriska?! Or... hmm, maybe "eyyyyyyyyyyyy" is different from "heyyyyyyyy". Maybe I'm safe.)

Hello there, newbie! I'm Twistey, a really-soon-to-be Newgrounds developer and lightly-used-bie. I write stories, create games, draw characters, etc to get all the weird and wonderful ideas out of my head and into reality. It's really nice to meet you! Welcome to the PPC! I'm kind of interested to hear about those characters, tell me more please? :D

-Twistey
Welcome, welcome, welcome! by eatpraylove on 2017-06-01 19:48:00 UTC Reply

*high-fives* Take a pack of Post-it Notes and this link to an Agents of SHIELD AU fic I recently found and think is cool: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7533850. Enjoy your stay!
Welcome aBoard! by SkarmorySilver on 2017-06-01 18:52:00 UTC Reply

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
Hey there! by The Triumvirate on 2017-06-01 17:55:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! Come down from that pile of ceremony, have a sit. Wait, wait, no... don't sit over there. You'll get Spikes all over yourself and in some rather uncomfortable places.

Er. Not over there, either. That's where the fire stuff is; it gets used a lot and it isn't always put back right. Wouldn't wanna set yourself on fire so soon, would you?

Nonono, don't sit on the Dogpile, there's a person under there! Who is probably already having trouble breathing! Okay, look, there's a reasonably safe patch over there.

...no, wait. That's where we keep the alligators. Sorry about that; I guess all the safe spots are missing. Well, until you find a good spot, have a full set of space-themed roleplaying dice. Not too good for sitting but you can have a lot of fun with them!
Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by Iximaz on 2017-06-01 13:55:00 UTC Reply

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is

A response. by Owlerigyre on 2017-06-01 15:29:00 UTC Reply

I've already gone through the Original Series and the Constitution, despite not having much of an opinion on the Tolkienverse. As an aside, I'm currently wading my way through the madness known as spring fever, along with the other eleven hundred or so students at my school. The fandoms I'm currently in include but aren't limited to Five Nights At Freddy's, the anime canon of Pokémon, Undertale, andFuturama to a degree.
My apologies about the bashing. Introductory statements should ideally not be composed while running on six hours of sleep.

Welcome! by Maxewell on 2017-06-01 07:22:00 UTC Reply

Enjoy this infinitely sided jacket. I'm sure after turning it inside out a couple times you'll find one for every occasion.
Hello newbie by CodeCom on 2017-06-01 06:40:00 UTC Reply

Have a pile of multi-coloured pens.