Subject: I have a deep love for bubble wrap.
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Posted on: 2012-12-06 03:15:00 UTC
My brother is always ordering packages but they never have good bubble wrap in them. It's depressing. I also read the sporking of Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera (*shutters* that MURDERED my childhood) and legolas by laura. At least legolas by laura was funny because it was read verbatim on YouTube. My Immortal kind of just descends into random chaos after a while.
I've been lurking around the PPC Wiki and board like a creepy stalker person for about two weeks now and I figured now was a good time to introduce myself. I go by the name of Malikai and I love fanfiction. I'm a "if-I-enjoy-watching-it/reading-it-I-try-to-find-fanfics-for-it" type of person. This often ends badly since stuff can get real forking creepy in fanfics, as I'm sure you know.I'm also one of those masochistic whack jobs who dived into some legendary badfics the moment I saw the list. I listened to Celebrian, My Immortal. Worst. Mistakes. Ever.
Here is your Awake, free of charge. Well, not really. It's full of charge in actuality. Oh well! Remember to feed it espresso and love, otherwise it will repeoduce at twice the rate of your average rabbit.
Ouch, my brain would start hurting for at least a week if I tried to read any of those without any MST-ish comments or at least a friend to suffer with me. I don't know how you stand it. But anyway, have a genuine wizard's hat thoughtfully (or thoughtlessly) embroidered with the word "Wizzard". It is very sparkly and not machine washable.
To be fair I did end up showing my brother legolas by laura. We laughed for hours. Thank you for the Wizzard hat.
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Mix it with hydrophilic water for maximum amounts of Fun!
Yes, with a capital F.
/fail Dwarf Fortress reference
I needed some more hydrophobic water, I ran out a couple of days ago.
Greetings, new friend! Help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!
I think I shall have a snake or two.
Have some fudge!
You know, I'm glad I never went anywhere near those legendary badfics.
As a welcome gift, do please have this enchanted belt-buckle. I'm not sure what the enchantment does, but Agent Eagrus Khan assures me it must be something neat, because magic is involved.
I need a magical belt buckle. I really do. Trust me legendary badfics should stay the stuff of legend.
Hello fellow lurker-turned-Boarder, and welcome to the PPC. I see you've already taken the liberty of disposing of your sanity by reading some of the legendary badfics. I myself have only read the first and last chapter of Celebrian, but I find myself listening to dramatic readings of legolas by laura more frequently than should be healthy. I also tell people to read My Immortal and watch the horror in their eyes as they see why I informed them of it. It's a pastime.
I see you've been pointed to the right reading materials and loaded with blee-products for your endeavors into the dark side of fanfic, so here's a gift for your induction. It's a Utensil, usable as anything that can be classified as such. It could be a fork or a spoon or a pen or a crayon or even a spork peyon, if such a thing exists. Have fun!
Honestly I enjoy dramatic readings of legolas by laura way too much. It's just so ridiculously funny.
P.S. Spork peyons totally exist.
A sympathy shoulder pat.
Your poor eyes will recover from the bad, I promise you.
I really wish to regain full use of my eyes. I like to be to see things other than Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and her icy blue eyes like limpid tears.
Misery likes company...
Dude, right there with you when it comes to THOSE fics. I read a good third or so of the Legendary Badfic list before I even CONSIDERED joining the PPC - they made my mind up to join, actually.
Anyway, here is lots and lots of Bleep-related stuff. May it erase the mental trauma from your... Uh... Mind.
Also, huggles! -huggles-
I have to take a break from badfic because I don't want my brain to go kablooey before I even get a chance to try to join the PPC. I do hope the bleeperin will help to cleanse my mind.
I think you might be the first newbie to respond to my huggles! All of my ~
Hey. I lurked a bit too... and now I de-lurk when my studies permit. Have some antifreeze, distilled from only the most idiotic lemmings (It's part of a new batch!) some peanut butter, an extra large eraser, and three bottle caps. Also, don't go down the seven-hundredth and twenty third corridor on the right too far - there's a velociraptor loose in there. He's trying to make his partner return to the RC so that they can accept a mission.
I always thought I was on the cool side of things *trips over imaginary enemy Paco and accidentally drops glasses into the trashcan* Yep that's me coooool... Well I don't want to be the Sue that has a velociraptor on my case... Thank you for all the gifts especially the bottle caps. I will use them to make a small tower to ward off evil!
As of my hopefully soon first mission, I think that the velociraptor's going to be on semi-permanent loan to the department of technical errors, but you're right. Poor Trask has only two qualifications for PPC assasin work, and they grow out of either foot. :)
Heh, I lurked for a month before joining. It's fine, many of us started that way.
I see from earlier posts that you like Harry Potter and Percy Jackson, and you are a fanfiction adrenaline junkie. You are now my friend, as I share those things. :)
Let's see, for a welcome gift…how about a Puffskein? And some Bleeprin for that legendary badfic. You brave soul. I've read about as much of My Immortal as my sister (Apricot), and I barely made it through the PPC mission of Celebrian.
Thank you for the welcome and the puffskein I've always wanted one. They seem really cute.
First of all, have some bubble wrap.
I was a lurker for a while before actually introducing myself on the Board. I never actually read Celebrian, but I did read maybe halfway through My Immortal. This stuff has to be taken in small doses. I had quite a headache from reading too much My Immortal at once : ).
My brother is always ordering packages but they never have good bubble wrap in them. It's depressing. I also read the sporking of Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera (*shutters* that MURDERED my childhood) and legolas by laura. At least legolas by laura was funny because it was read verbatim on YouTube. My Immortal kind of just descends into random chaos after a while.
Welcome! Have some chocolate!
If you don't mind me asking, how did you discover the PPC?
Hmmm... I'm not exactly sure how I discovered the PPC. I must have gone on one of my spontaneous google binges and stumbled upon it. It's sad that I don't remember since it was not all that long ago. I'm sorry if I posted an answer to this question twice; I thought I posted an answer but then I couldn't see it so I wrote it again.
It comes with a built-in Bleepka dispenser for your badfic overload.
I'm sure I'm going need it with all my brave (stupid) venturers in to some of the worst undiluted badfic ever written. Gahhh, I should probably stop this before I *really* lose my my mind.
Hi, and welcome! First of all, you need to read the The Constitution, which is very very important. The wiki you already know about, but I'd like to point you toward the IRC channel, where people hang out and do a lot of nothing.
You also get a cup of tea as a newbie gift - just don't let the leaves eat you.
Oh, and Malikai? Don't even think about going into the Circle of Lemmings. There's enough badfic in the Pit.
which, with my track record, probably won't be too long. I've read the Constitution but I'm going to read it again just to be safe. Thank you for the tea! Can I use the leaves against other people?
That's the only way I got through My Immortal.
Anyway, tell us which fandoms you nose about in and as a Newbie gift have a weather control machine. There's a couple of pesky faults, but I'm sure you can deal with all the water in a hundred mile radius rising into the sky. It's not like humans are mostly water ...
Thank you for the weather machine. I'm not sure I should use it though, yesterday I almost drowned in a glass of water so...
I went right in for it. I guess I'm some sot of fanfic adrenaline junkie. I read so much fanfiction from a million different fandoms. I've written stories for Final Fantasy 7, Twilight(smh. I've got a serious love-hate relationship with that fandom), To Kill a Mockingbird, and The Magnificent Seven. I read all of those plus NCIS, Criminal Minds, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, InuYasha, Naruto, X-men, Batman, and many, many more. It's terrible sometimes.
What'd you have to go and read those for?
In any case, have some lemming repellent in case you ever wander into the circle of lemmings!