You Gots Borned by
The Triumvirate
on 2017-03-10 00:23:00 UTC
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Have a music! (I don't know how links work, so here.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H8e-2TLgpA
Happy borned-day, Sandwich Boy. For a proper present, I hereby give to you not only the full set of roleplaying dice I give to newbies, because you have yet to receive one from me, but also a dicebag with which to hold them. Unlike the dice, which are whatever pattern you choose, the bag is black velvet on the outside and red silk on the inside. One side also has the Emblem of Larfen on it - that is, your ham sandwich icon. Yes, yes, I gave you something with your face on it. Deal with it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! by
Granz the Ice Cream Monarch
on 2017-03-09 23:52:00 UTC
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Allow me to make up for my lateness with excessive exuberance.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMG CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE ANOTHER YEAR OLDER THIS IS SO AMAZING I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EXCEPT I CAN AAAAH HAVE ICE CREAM HAVE CAKE HAVE A BILLION DOLLARS HAVE THE WHOLE PLANET! AAAAAAAAAH! Glomps. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Ceases to be glomping.
Now, how was that?
Happy birthday, sandwich! by
KimchiRamen
on 2017-03-09 22:20:00 UTC
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Congratulations for staying fresh after all those years!
Have some fresh blueberry muffins!
Birthday! Cake! Party! by
Jay - Awesomeness Central
on 2017-03-09 02:12:00 UTC
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Have a birthday gif! (That's me eating the cake.)
My local grocer says. . . by
Cat-on-the-Keyboard
on 2017-03-09 01:53:00 UTC
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"Who? What are you -- get that microphone out of my face!" She then sighed. "Are your parents here?"
I believe this to be the local vernacular for "We were greatly impoverished without his presence! Give him my best wishes!"
Therefore, here are best wishes, the grocers and my own. Happy birthday, you meteor, you glacier, you definer-of-a-geologic-age! Happy birthday! May you live longer than the rock you indelibly impressed with your presence!
--Key
Happy Birthday! by
Khryssty
on 2017-03-09 00:53:00 UTC
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Congratulations on your seventeenth anniversary having fought your way free from a bloody jam prison! On this most auspicious of days, repeat your momentous victory by slaying a cake, an entire cake, without mercy. Crush the delicious frosting beneath your heel, then weep, for there is naught left to conquer.
Happy birthday, Larfen by
Tomash
on 2017-03-08 20:34:00 UTC
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Have some cake! Since cakes aren't sandwiches, it's not cannibalism, which is certainly a good thing.
Now stop making me feel old over here
*cakefetti* by
Iximaz
on 2017-03-08 20:19:00 UTC
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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*