Subject: Hi
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Posted on: 2017-03-01 05:31:00 UTC

Hi

I call myself Sir McKillen O' Railey-MacAllford van Pritchardson the Fiftieth. But everyone keeps calling me things like 'Larfen' and 'Larf' and 'Lard' and 'Larfen J. Stocke, esq.' and 'Larfen, go away, your presence is like concentrated poison!' It's very odd.

But, yes, welcome! My gift upon you is: a tiny unicorn that has horns all over its body and is brown. The natives of this land call it a 'porcupine.' It's very odd.

Welcoooooome!

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