Nice to meet you, Codie. (Is it okay if I call you that? I'm a bit of a Nicknamer.) Welcome to the PPC! What kind of games do you like? I'd be interested in possibly doing some multiplayer with you, or helping you with potential game missions in the future.

For your Newbie Gift: A copy of every video-game console ever made! I usually don't give these out - they're precious things and only for serious gamers - but I believe in you. Play all the games! ALL OF THEM!

--Calliope

Hope you have a good time here! I don't really have much in the way of newbie gifts, but here's a gel pen! It's got glitter, and not the Sueish kind!

Welcome to the PPC! Have two cents, so you can put them in to a discussion at some point.

And because no one seems to have linked it to you yet, here's an invite to our Discord server if you're interested.

Welcome to the PPC! We're a bunch of crazies over here, so don't mind us!

Anyway, you know the drill. Leave your sanity at the door, do all sorts of other things...

Oh, and have some welcome music! https://youtu.be/5nrnW-F0DzE

Here, have the master pen, the ink of evil's bane.

Have a 75-pack of perfectly average metal paperclips. Keep your eyes on them whenever possible, however. Whenever they aren't being looked at, they acquire sentience and the overriding goal of making all vegetables into Julienne fries. How paperclips are supposed to do that, I don't know.

Yeah, other than that, they hold paper together.

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Hi

I call myself Sir McKillen O' Railey-MacAllford van Pritchardson the Fiftieth. But everyone keeps calling me things like 'Larfen' and 'Larf' and 'Lard' and 'Larfen J. Stocke, esq.' and 'Larfen, go away, your presence is like concentrated poison!' It's very odd.

But, yes, welcome! My gift upon you is: a tiny unicorn that has horns all over its body and is brown. The natives of this land call it a 'porcupine.' It's very odd.

Welcoooooome!

Here's a pack of sticky notes shaped like pawprints! :)

Please have a pot of black-hole coffee, and welcome.

Now, what are your fandoms? You mentionned video games, but without other precisions. Or mention about other points of interest in other media.

Have this bit of music and this best hamster as gifts.

Have a purple glitter gel pen. Your agents aren't allowed to use it to fill out reports.

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Gald to hear you're already on the Wiki; if you have any questions, just look there before asking. We like it when newbies do the research. ;)

As for potential other spin-offs for you to read, have a list of my favorites!

Hope you like it here! :D