...but hey, I guess I better get back in the groove now, right?

Hi! Welcome to the PPC! We've got craziness here, so have an autographed basketball!

Oh, and also this: https://youtu.be/1BQQQ2bu3GM

Here's some popcorn and, since you're so interested, Borromior the mini-Balrog! He likes bacon, raw eggs, and fangirls. Nice to see someone else giving Boromir some love. :)

I've recently been working with this very information, and every mini article on the wiki should have information about how to adopt that mini in its infobox. For a lot of them it's just "try asking on the Board," but in the case of mini-Balrogs, there is actually an adoption center! You should ask there; or if that fails, try cassie.dramateacher at gmail dot com.

Now, I'm not sure if you meant to say you also want a mini-Aragog or if you were being silly and/or looking for some sort of terrifying Balrog x Acromantula hybrid. I can help with the former, but not so much with the latter. ^_~

~Neshomeh

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Welcome to the PPC, fellow LotR fan! How is it at Awesomeness Central? My newbie gift to you--an urple ocarina! And some wilver earmuffs. For the noise.

I'm actually familiar with that fic. I'm not up to writing an in-depth analysis of it in regards to Legendary status at the moment, but such a thread should be made, and I will comment on it.

-Alleb

Well, guess this gift is an evident one... Have some black-hole coffee.

Now, research were done and the questions asked, so I'll wish you weelcome here.

And leave some coffee for the other peoples.

You have come to the right place, my friend. For as a professional gift giver and part-time reverse thief, I can fulfil both your requests!
Huzzah!
So, I present to you: Plovermir!
What do you have to say to our newbie and your new best friend, Plovermir?

'AAAAAAAAAAHHH'

Oh, charming! Anything else?

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH'

How cuuuuuute! Do you have anything else to say?

'I AM A CRIME AGAINST NATURE'

Awwwww!
What a sweetie!

And since it seems like nobody else has asked: what're your fandoms?
Well, I mean, other than the extensive Plovermir fandom, home to one of the largest communities on the internet. Other than that, what're your fandoms?

And - welcome!
And, yes, those 1s and 0s are, indeed, exquisite. I have never smelt a 1 or an 0 more exquisite than these particular ones. And 0s.

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

*steals coffee for self*

Hope you like it here! It's good to see newbies who've done the research. Still, just in case—let me point you to the the Constitution.

Anyway, welcome, welcome and have a link to our Discord chatroom!

Welcome aBoard! I hope you'll like it here. c:
Have this two-hour-long, semi-sentient piece of music. I'm not linking it, it's already lurking around in your head now that I mentioned it. Don't worry, it's nice.

Chill with the coffee, bruh... gurrl... guurl-bruh...

I unfortunately have no knowledge on every formality you need to adopt a mini (OY, NOTARY, WHICH FORM WAS IT AGAIN!?)... and I don't have any plovers on me... I can offer a barrel of Industrial Sprinkles? (Which are probably edible...)

As for the recommendations, cool your jets there and wait until it hits the required five years, okay? Okay!

And besides that... I guess welcome? :P

By the way, I am probably gonna call you AC, just because Jay would be confusing with Our Lady and Founder Jay Thorntree.