Hello, Doctor. Are you a good or bad doctor? Eh, it doesn't matter. Here, have a present!

Your present: a full set of dice! They come in all your favorite shapes: d3/4, d6, d8, 2d10 (your probability dice), d12, and a d20. The pattern is yours to choose! Do be mindful of when, how, and most importantly why you use them, though - dice have been known to have... certain amounts of power, when placed in the right (or wrong, as the case may be) hands.

8D

Have a purple glitter gel pen. Agents aren't allowed to use them on reports.

Welcome to the board from the both of us!
Jesa: Have this nice(and perfectly harmless) pair of scissors. (Report any feelings of Yandere to Medical immediately)

Waltz: Ummm.... hmmm.... lessee...
*Digs around in the box of Stuffs*

AHAH! Have this Torgue Rocket Launcher! It fires Rockets that split into more Rockets that split into More Rockets and.... you get the idea I think.

Here's a red pen and a pack of Post-it notes!

Nice to see another MCU fan! Aside form one of my own shed feathers, have a replica of Cap's shield that actually bounces when thrown!

Please have a pot of black-hole coffee and my welcome. Well, I'm late again, so wishing you welcome is the only thing left to me. Hope you'll stick around.

I'm glad you've arrived, doc. Disease rates are rising, hospital beds are getting filled.
You've come just in time.

We've had a terrible strain of 'not knowing about Cowboy Bebop' going about the community, too, and we're glad you're here to help us fight against it.
Because Cowboy Bebop is really bloody good. And it has amazing music. And a brilliant intro.

So, welcome! My gift upon you is: a really good intro. So whenever your show starts, people will know it's yours and yours alone!
It's not as good as Cowboy Bebop's, but, good grief. Is there any that is?

Welcome aBoard! Have this bunny. That's totally what this is. A cute, fluffy bunny. It cannot be anything but a cute, fluffy, friendly, cuddly bunny. Keep that in mind. Always.

I'm fairly new myself, but have this comically oversized eraser!
Welcome!

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

Since you already seem to know what's what, I'll just point you to the the Constitution and let the others ask the questions. :)

Have your two cents. You'll probably want to hang on to them for discussions, so you can put them in.

So, what're your main fandoms?