Subject: Hello newbie.
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Posted on: 2017-01-25 11:41:00 UTC
Please have a pot of black-hole coffee and my welcome. Well, I'm late again, so wishing you welcome is the only thing left to me. Hope you'll stick around.
Hello, everyone! I'm DrGonzo, or at least that's what I call myself. I found you guys during an extended trawling session on TVTropes, and thought that I'd see what this was all about. I've read the Wiki and Original Series over the last couple of days, and decided to introduce myself here.
Hello, Doctor. Are you a good or bad doctor? Eh, it doesn't matter. Here, have a present!
Your present: a full set of dice! They come in all your favorite shapes: d3/4, d6, d8, 2d10 (your probability dice), d12, and a d20. The pattern is yours to choose! Do be mindful of when, how, and most importantly why you use them, though - dice have been known to have... certain amounts of power, when placed in the right (or wrong, as the case may be) hands.
8D
Have a purple glitter gel pen. Agents aren't allowed to use them on reports.
Welcome to the board from the both of us!
Jesa: Have this nice(and perfectly harmless) pair of scissors. (Report any feelings of Yandere to Medical immediately)
Waltz: Ummm.... hmmm.... lessee...
*Digs around in the box of Stuffs*
AHAH! Have this Torgue Rocket Launcher! It fires Rockets that split into more Rockets that split into More Rockets and.... you get the idea I think.
Thanks, kind poster! The rocket launcher seems like something from Paranoia, so it should be fun.
Here's a red pen and a pack of Post-it notes!
Thank you, they'll be put to good use.
Nice to see another MCU fan! Aside form one of my own shed feathers, have a replica of Cap's shield that actually bounces when thrown!
That sounds so awesome! Where did you get such a thing?
Please have a pot of black-hole coffee and my welcome. Well, I'm late again, so wishing you welcome is the only thing left to me. Hope you'll stick around.
After the welcome I've got, I certainly will.
I'm glad you've arrived, doc. Disease rates are rising, hospital beds are getting filled.
You've come just in time.
We've had a terrible strain of 'not knowing about Cowboy Bebop' going about the community, too, and we're glad you're here to help us fight against it.
Because Cowboy Bebop is really bloody good. And it has amazing music. And a brilliant intro.
So, welcome! My gift upon you is: a really good intro. So whenever your show starts, people will know it's yours and yours alone!
It's not as good as Cowboy Bebop's, but, good grief. Is there any that is?
The only cure for that is to add it to your Netflix queue, stat!
And no, there is no better intro. That music is still as good as it was 19 years ago.
Welcome aBoard! Have this bunny. That's totally what this is. A cute, fluffy bunny. It cannot be anything but a cute, fluffy, friendly, cuddly bunny. Keep that in mind. Always.
Why am I a little scared?
Uh. The inherent cuteness of the bunny. It's so cute it's, uh. Illegal. To be so cute. But you won't have a problem with the police, though, it's too cute for them to approach it. Why won't you just pet that cute bunny for a while, and think about its, uh, bunniness.
I'm fairly new myself, but have this comically oversized eraser!
Welcome!
Thank you! Glad to see I'm not the only FNG here.
Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
Since you already seem to know what's what, I'll just point you to the the Constitution and let the others ask the questions. :)
I'm actually having carbonara right now, so I'll add it to the plate. Thanks for the link as well, I've only really skimmed that one.
Anyway, yeah! Welcome and stuff!
Have your two cents. You'll probably want to hang on to them for discussions, so you can put them in.
So, what're your main fandoms?
Thanks, I think I certainly will.
My main fandoms are the MCU, Mad Max, Warhammer 40,000, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop and Fallout. I dabble in a bit of Familiar of Zero and Halo as well, but those are more infrequent.
Unfortunately, I'm not too familiar with most of those things, though I know there're at least a few people here who are.
And since I forgot to do this earlier, have a invite link to our Discord server, if you want to join us there.