Subject: Sneaky Snakes Spooking Sessile Sailors
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Posted on: 2017-01-21 10:59:00 UTC
'I exiiiiiiiist!'
'i dont know if i want to exist'
'I exist, but only within the confines of this tube. Pity me.'
'These snakes all exist and that spooks me, a sailor, a little. Also, I am glued to a wooden post behind me and am completely sessile.'
The last one isn't very cute (it might be a bit rude to call it an animal, too), but I think the snakes help makes this post add up to an ultimate sense of general cuteness.
Which was the plan, of course!