Running grown-ass woman scans...

It's my birthday! by eatpraylove on 2017-01-11 16:34:00 UTC Reply

I'm now 22, which is one step closer to qualifying as a grown-ass woman. All I ask is that it not rain today.

Re: It's my birthday! by son_of_heaven176 on 2017-01-17 03:54:00 UTC Reply

Yipe! I haven't been aBoard for quite a while, and I missed your birthday! I'm so sorry!

OTL

Happy (belated) birthday!
HAPPY BIIIRTHDAAAY! *throws balloons in the air* (nm) by Silenthunder on 2017-01-13 02:01:00 UTC Reply
Happy Birthday! by 1visible on 2017-01-12 23:09:00 UTC Reply

It rained today, but it was a pleasant rain, and it was warm, so it all evens out in the end.
Happy birthday! by Hardric on 2017-01-12 17:18:00 UTC Reply

Wait for a moment, a truck filled of black-hole coffee and chocolate should arrive near your house soon. If not, tell me. We cannot have lousy employees, eh?
*gasp* EPL! Happy Birthday! by KimchiRamen on 2017-01-12 05:40:00 UTC Reply

Congratulations on reaching the repeating twos!
Here, have an apple cinnamon bun from my oven! I can even send you the picture of it if you wish!

Oh, by the way, did you get my email? It's been ten days.

Yeah, I have, just haven't replied. Sorry! by eatpraylove on 2017-01-12 18:05:00 UTC Reply

Please send me a picture of that apple cinnamon bun, it sounds delicious :)

Oh, thatÂ’s okay. Just wanted to know. by KimchiRamen on 2017-01-13 23:11:00 UTC Reply

Alright then, a poorly lighted picture of the bun is coming your way!

Happy birthday! by Granz the Ice Cream Monarch on 2017-01-12 05:18:00 UTC Reply

Since it appears to have rained in some areas today, here's a magical umbrella to shield you from rain, or snow, or bullets, or projectiles of any sort, really.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 8D *tosses Spikes* by SkarmorySilver on 2017-01-12 03:51:00 UTC Reply

Here, have a miniature Carnufex carolinensis. You deserve it, my friend. :D

*awkwardly pats miniature dinosaur* (nm) by eatpraylove on 2017-01-12 04:27:00 UTC Reply

's not a dinosaur. by Huinesoron on 2017-01-12 12:05:00 UTC Reply

It's a bipedal proto-crocodile, which is somehow even more terrifying, and its name means Butcher.

hS, spreading paleological terror where'er he goes

Running grown-ass woman scans... by Larfen J. Stocke, esq on 2017-01-12 00:22:00 UTC Reply

Incredible!
Unbelievable!
Incomprehensible!

Grown-ass woman scans detect an 89% increase in grown-ass womanry in the local area!
Congratulations!

My gift upon you is: one of those goofy-looking umbrella hat thingos. In case it rains, or you feel like you just look a little too fashionable and want to tone it down a few hundred levels.

Happy grown-ass woman day!
Eeple! *Glomps!* by Matt Cipher on 2017-01-11 22:51:00 UTC Reply

Happy birthday, buddy-girl! Huh, looks like you're a year younger than me, huh? Well... For two months at least we're the same age :D
Birthday Things! by Jesa/Waltz on 2017-01-11 21:56:00 UTC Reply

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
J: Have a deck of [Generic TCG] Cards!
W: And this totally-not-suspicious-at-all spoon!
*throws birthday pineapples* by Iximaz on 2017-01-11 16:38:00 UTC Reply

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!

*blows noisemakers*

*dodges pineapples* by eatpraylove on 2017-01-11 21:58:00 UTC Reply

Thanks! I'm sure I'll think of something to do with these...probably not involving pizza, though. Not gonna step anywhere near that minefield. ;)