Subject: Hello, the Bo-!
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Posted on: 2017-01-07 04:18:00 UTC

Not to worry, my friends. Just as plants gain sustenance from the sun and vampires gain sustenance from blood, we gain sustenance from sudden and unexpected glomping.
And food, too, but only the boring boarders use that stuff.

My gifts upon you two are: a pair of hugometers, to detect the hug-concentration on the surrounding area. Works up to fifty metres away, explodes rarely. Explosions are only lethal in 1/3 of cases, you'll be fine.
And, I mean, there are two of you, right? You've got spares, you'll be fine!

Since no-one else has asked: what're your fandoms, then, oy?

Welcome!

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