Subject: Newbies! *glomp* *poke*
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Posted on: 2017-01-07 03:59:00 UTC
Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
Since it sounds like you guys already know what's what around here, I'm just gonna say I hope you decide to stick around for a bit! While you're at it... have an invite to our Discord channel.
Greetings everyone...
Allow us to introduce ourselves.
We are the Bo-
No.
No we're not.
In all seriousness, we're the Brother/Sister duo of Waltz and Jesa
We've been lurkers since a few years ago(Waltz for about five years, Jesa for three), albeit rather random ones.
And now, we've decided to actually start posting.
First things first, Waltz would like to thank the shenanigans of Cadmar/Caddy-shack for truly gaining Jesa's interest, so she wasn't just making his eyes glaze over with her constant sayings of "Look Look! Another Badfic is dead!"
Also, a word of warning from Jesa. Waltz likes hugs. Very much. Beware of sudden and unexpected glompings.
I present, as welcome presents, an AK-47 for each of you, a self-replenishing dish of lemon drops, and a dagger which severs magical contracts.
Welcome aboard~
- Rin
For my first newbie gift, please accept these two 6 oz. jars of Kimchi and a replica of a 'Free Hugs' sign a classmate once made!
I must applaud you two. Going straight to chatting with the community from years of lurking must be rather disorienting, yet you both were quick to converse at the Discord channel mere moments after you two revealed yourselves. Even though only one of you is shy, it's still quite a feat nonetheless.
Hope you enjoy your stay!
Hello, Hug Friends! I am here to present you with Newbie Gifts!
Firstly, the both of you receive a full set of dice, in all the classic shapes: d3/4, d6, d8, two d10s, d12, d20... you know, the works. The patterns are your own to choose; it may be a good idea to choose differenokay then. You can choose the same pattern if you like. This is fine.
Secondly, both of you get Hug Vouchers! There are redeemable for Free Hugs whenever. I'll try not to break your ribs.
--Calliope, Face of the Triumvirate
Have both black-hole coffee and chocolates, up to you to decide who takes what.
And since all the questions were asked, welcome to the madhouse.
Here, I swiped a few of Belle-Mere's tangerines for you. :) Enjoy your stay!
That's like our thing Sibling Combo! Hooray!
Also, c'mere, man! *EPIC MAN HUG OF EPIC PROPORTIONS*
Both of you get a slice of Infinite Pizza
Have two of my own shed feathers and complimentary kits of Spikes!
Not to worry, my friends. Just as plants gain sustenance from the sun and vampires gain sustenance from blood, we gain sustenance from sudden and unexpected glomping.
And food, too, but only the boring boarders use that stuff.
My gifts upon you two are: a pair of hugometers, to detect the hug-concentration on the surrounding area. Works up to fifty metres away, explodes rarely. Explosions are only lethal in 1/3 of cases, you'll be fine.
And, I mean, there are two of you, right? You've got spares, you'll be fine!
Since no-one else has asked: what're your fandoms, then, oy?
Welcome!
Our fandoms are as follows:
*Draws in breath*
Kamen Rider(And oh god does it need PPC help...)
Worm(Mostly Fanfics of it)
Soulsborne
NGE
One Piece
Elfen Lied
Toriko
Children of the Red King
Harry Potter
Nasuverse
Hellsing
TMNT
Classic Marvel(Specifically Iron Man, Avengers, Spider-Man)
DC(Specifically Superman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Batman)
....
And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
Since it sounds like you guys already know what's what around here, I'm just gonna say I hope you decide to stick around for a bit! While you're at it... have an invite to our Discord channel.