Subject: Guess What?
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Posted on: 2016-12-23 21:23:00 UTC
I have been giving the honor of presenting you with your Discord Invite!
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Subject: Guess What?
Author:
Posted on: 2016-12-23 21:23:00 UTC
I have been giving the honor of presenting you with your Discord Invite!
https://discord.gg/0zL6OvKrsM4gca0Z
Welcome to the PPC Board! For your newbie gift, have this guitar! It can magically calm dragons when a lullaby is played on it.
Welcome to the PPC! Enjoy your stay!
Here's a Ravenclaw scarf, some seed cakes, and a copy of your favorite in-universe book from Elder Scrolls! Also, if you haven't already read the Original Series and Constitution, I strongly advise you to do so.
Aside from one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes, have a working Golden Snitch with a Pokeball engraving and a replica One Ring that totally doesn't make you invisible!
Please have a bag of black-hole chocolates to celebrate. Guess you know all the basics by now, so welcome to the madhouse.
I'm usually not one for chocolate, but when it comes with black holes, I'm all in!
Bad-dum, tss!
I have been giving the honor of presenting you with your Discord Invite!
https://discord.gg/0zL6OvKrsM4gca0Z
This calls for a celebration! Cheese for everyone! Actually, wait, no, scratch that. Cheese for no-one! That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese!
Get out of my brother.
Welcome! Pull up a beanbag and make yourself comfortable. (Word of advise, avoid the wall rug. It's made of a skunk...'s butt)
Now, I should have something for you somewhere... Hold on... Oh!
I need to make more Infinite Pizza for the future, but I hope a barrel of Industrial Sprinkles is okay for now.
Ah, but the Skunk Butt Rugs are the most delightfully scented rugs ever put forth by man, mer, or beast. I hear that they make most wonderful gifts for arctic shrews.
As for the sprinkles, I'm sure that I can find some... interesting applications for them.
Tar-Tar has never Gravity Falls-ed. The glory of this reference is lost on him.
Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
We've been waiting for you to show up ever since Calli mentioned you would be. Mind if I call you Lore?
Glad to have you with us at last!
Many thanks, Iximaz. Spaghetti is, in fact one of my preferred dishes, and I shall quite enjoy consuming it.
I have also been informed that it represents, spelling, grammar, and punctuation. This is also highly appreciated, and shall be consumed as well. I shall take it in my hand and put it in my face-mouth.
I'm so proud of you! So, since I joined before you, I'd love to have the honor of giving you your first Newbie Gift!
Have a full set of dice! All of your favourite shapes: d3, d6, d8, two d10s, d12, and the all-important d20. Have fun making decisions with these! (Or killing monsters. That's a function too.)
You DID need another d10, didn;t you?
That semicolon in the middle of a word was meant to be an apostrophe.