Nice to see another Star Wars fan about! I'm more of Clone Wars though Galactic Civil War sort, but I can definitely understand the appeal of the Old Republic era. As for the Yuuzhan Vong... Well, to each their own.

So then, for your newbie gifts, a Replica Holocron (First time I've given one to someone who listed Star Wars as a fandom, yay!) and a pocket cutlass. Simply press the button on the scabbard and it shrinks to allow comfortable pocket transportation.

Finally, what Hogwarts House do you call home? I'm a Hufflepuff myself, but you strike me as a Ravenclaw. Am I right?

I give you a wooden cutout of a dragon. A European-style dragon. If you push the button, it shoots real flames! And plays a prerecorded sound of a person yelling "Mr. Rogers! Mr. Rogers! Definitely safe to carry around; what are you talking about.

Your concerns about joining communities. . . seem very, very valid to me. I won't say that we don't have problems, but we're a good bit politer and more honestly invested in resolving them than anywhere else I've been. Have you read our Constitution? We tend to follow that. We're definitely not at the point of death threats (unless I'm missing something huge).

Star Trek! . . . funny story there; my friend and I decided we'd watch all of Star Trek in order of airdate this summer (we're on season 3 of TOS; regrets abound but we're not stopping) and I decided that I couldn't bring myself to ask for Permission to write for the PPC without creating and developing a Vulcan agent (scrapping two perfectly good non-Vulcans in the process). And because I am an Endless Fount of Bad Ideas and Overplanning, I have decided that I need to figure out the day-to-day workings of Vulcan biology (no, not that kind. Along the lines of how often do they usually eat). . . anyway what I'm saying is that if talking about this kind of thing is your idea of fun, click my username; it'll give you my email (if you don't want to, no worries -- if I needed someone, I'd post a general call to the Board. Just if you're bored and want an excuse to come up with elaborate Star Trek headcanons, or to befriend one of the less-shiny and new Boarders).

--Key is actually pretty new and way too enthusiastic; engage at your own risk.

Here is a pot of black-hole coffee, to keep you awake in the dark depths of Cthulhu Mythos. Always remember the greatest hero, Old Man Henderson, the one who permakilled Hastur.

And of course welcome for a long time, I hope, to the madhouse.

Here, have a best hamster and a nice bit of music.

Since I'm at work, I don't have access to the Infinite Pizza, but... Have a Convenient Egg&Bacon McMuffin



So... HP, Supernatural and X-Men... Yep, I like you :) Hope you're gonna have fun here!

Here's an iron ring so you can punch Sue-wraiths in the face, a coffee mug, and a Hufflepuff scarf! Because Hufflepuff = <3

I don't know how much I'm authorized to greet newbies yet - I only introduced myself about a day ago. I don't have Permission yet.

But if this isn't a major breach of conduct, I'd love to welcome you! I even have a gift picked out. Ahem:

You have obtained a D-3. It has FOUR SIDES, not three; it is named a D-3 because unlike all other dice in its set, it has THREE NUMBERS ON EVERY FACE, one in each corner; when rolled, the number PROPERLY FACED TO BE READ (WHICH IS THE ONE AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID ON THE SIDE FACING YOU) is the number you have rolled. The D-3 is shaped like a PYRAMID.

Cheers,
Calliope

Welcome to our little corner of the internet. We're all pretty friendly here, so don't worry too much. Just sit back, relax, and have yourself some fun. :)

For your newbie gift, I give you a working lightsaber! It has a blade at both ends, so be careful what you're standing near when you activate it.

Welcome to the PPC! Enjoy your stay!

Welcome!
And, personally speaking, I love job applications. They go deliciously with a mug of warm milk.

Cthulhu Mythos fan, oy? What's your favourite story in it?
Mine's the Case of Charles Dexter Ward. Er. Maybe. It might be The Rats in the Walls. Or Dream-Quest. Mountains of Madness?
Bugger.
Not familiar with the Yellow Mythos, however. If it's tied to the Cthulhu stuff, though, I'm definitely interested, if you've got any recommendations relating to that, or some such.
PPC community's pretty chill, generally speaking, so you'll be right! No worries, no problems, no spooks.
Interested, indeed, in seeing those characters and ideas and whatnot you've got.

My gift upon you is: a fancy, minimalist hardcover! For your job application novella. It'll protect it, look real fancy, it can hold doors open, you can use it to weigh down a hot air balloon, you can grind it up for sustenance if you're lost in the wilderness, and you can use it to beat people into unconsciousness, if you hit hard enough.
Welcome! Again!

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!


Looks like we've got a pretty good number of fandoms in common! Hope you decide to stick around for a while; it's always nice to have new people. :)

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Hmm, out of curiosity, which of the missions you've read so far are your favorites and why? Totally not asking for the sake of our nonexistent candidate screening process, nope not at all >_>;